Ph1lzA: "What does 'take out' mean?"
Tommy: "Food."
Wilbur: "Dating."
Techno: "Murder."
Tubbo: "If you're a praying mantis, it can mean all three."
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Tommy: "Hey, Ranboo! Tubbo and I bought a friendship bracelet for you!"
Ranboo: "Thank you that is s-"
Tommy + Tubbo: *handcuffs themselves to Ranboo*
Ranboo: "Wha-?"
Tommy+Tubbo: *whispers in sync* "don't ever leave us."
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Revived!Bur: "Love isn't real."
Tommy: "You're making a Valentine's day card for Big Q-"
Revived!Bur: "you're on thin fucking ice."
Yeah I ship the tnt!duo, but just their online personas not irl
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