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Dream: "I feel like slapping the biggest idiot here!"
Sapnap: "Dream, self abuse is not okay."

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Tommy: "Are we friends again?"
Wilbur: "No."
Tommy:
Wilbur:
Wilbur: "We're brothers."
Tommy: "That was terrifying! Don't pause like that!"

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Bad: "So this is Skeppy, the man I've been seeing."
Skeppy: "Why are they looking at me like I'm a zoo animal?"
Sapnap: "Well, Bad acts like sort of the dad in this group, so, emotionally, this is like being told you're our new mom."
Skeppy: "But you know it's nothing like that-"
Sapnap: "Absolutely. Do you cook macaroni?"

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