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Sapnap: "Explain to me why I found Dream's profile on Tinder."
George: "Explain to me why you were on Tinder?"
Dream: "Did you swipe right?"

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Ph1lzA: "Why is there blood everywhere?!"
Techno: "I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife."
Ph1lzA: "You stabbed someone?!"
Techno: "No. I aggressively poked someone with a knife."

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Tommy: "When I get murdered, please make sure it's an unsolved case."
Ph1lzA: "What?"
Tommy: "I want to end up on Buzzfeed unsolved."
Wilbur: "Can we get back to the part where he said 'when I get murdered'?"

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