Ranboo: "What are your goals?"
Tubbo: "To be able to pet all the dogs."
Ranboo: "No- I meant fitness goals."
Tubbo; deadpans: "To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs."
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Technoblade: "Surgery is just stabbing someone to life." *smiles*
Ph1lzA: "Please. Never become a surgeon Techno."
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Ph1lzA: "Do you want to talk about your feelings Techno?"
Techno: "No."
Tommy: "I do."
Ph1lzA: "I know, Tommy."
Tommy: "I'm angry."
Ph1lzA: "I know, Tommy."
Me: I should probably update my main book. . . Yeah! I'll do that! *begins typing vigorously*
Also me: *ends up posting another chapter of incorrect quotes* ah shit.
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