#27

310 9 9
                                    

jk y'all theres more

Wilbur: *seductively takes off glasses* "Wow, you're... blurry."

Police: "You're under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle."
Wilbur, with Techno and Tommy behind him: "Wait, what do you mean THREE?!"
Police: "Yes...three."
Wilbur: "Oh, my God- What the fuck!?"
Police: "Wha-"
Wilbur: "Ph1lzA FUCKING FELL OFF!"

Techno: "You can do it Dream!"
Techno: "But if you can't, at least your death will be quick, painless, and really cool to watch."

yeah ur one to talk techno...

DSMP Incorrect Quotes ✔Where stories live. Discover now