George: "How did none of you hear what I just said?"
Badboyhalo: "I've zoned out for the last two and a half hours."
Sapnap: "I got distracted by your hotness halfway through."
Dream: "Ignoring you was a conscious decision."
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Ph1lzA, just a tired dad, trying his best to train Tommy and Wilbur: "Okay, let's try this one more time. Your house is on fire, and there is a child trapped inside. What do you do?"
Tommy:
Wilbur: "Call the SBI-"
Ph1lzA: "YOU ARE THE SBI!!"
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Quackity: "You are without a doubt the worst villain I have ever heard of."
Wilbur:
Quackity:
Wilbur: "But you've heard about me-"
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