Primordial's Mission

True Friendship

"Boss are you okay? We are close the cafe for today"

Ichika asked to diablo who seemed to have given up his life

"Rimuru-sama......rimuru-sama.......rimuru-sama..."

Diablo still mutter something since earlier, seeing this ichika know that her boss is still not okay

"Sigh, well at least boss is kind. Though he is a bit weird, i think i can work here for little longer"

Ichika then finished the closing up and and diablo right arm and put it around her neck, she then supported diablo until they exit the cafe

'He is not heavy at all'

Ichika mutter but then she grab diablo's phone and began to search through the contacts

Asshole yellow

Asshole violet

Asshole white

The great majesty, his highness, Rimuru-sama

First secretary

Princess

Beni

Blue painter

Green maid

Little goblin

Red madafucka

Seeing all the weird name in diablo's contact. Ichika just laugh bitterly

'as expected, boss is so weird'

She then press the call button

*

*Ring!!*

Shion who is just relaxing at her house, suddenly noticed her phone is ringing. She then take a look and saw diablo names

'oh? How unusual for him to call me'

Shion mutter in her heart but decided to answer it anyway

"What's up tea boy?"

Shion said

"Ano, is this diablo-san friends? Forgive me for interrupting but can you please come and pick diablo-san up? He seems unwell"

Hearing the woman voice, shion stiffed up for a second

'woman? He let someone touch his phone?! Moreover he is unwell?!!'

Shion couldn't believe what she just heard

"Hello?"

"Uh, yeah. I'm currently busy, try calling someone else alright? Then see ya"

Shion quickly hang up. The situation is just too absurd for her to believe since she know diablo very well

'did tea boy just got a girlfriend?'

But the thought quickly vanished from her mind since she know that is nearly impossible

Meanwhile, ichika are now is busy to find someone else to call. She doesn't even where diablo house is so it is impossible for her to send him home with taxi

She then decided to call someone

*

"I'm home"

Testa said as she take off her shoes and enter the house.

She then noticed that Cola and Vanilla weren't waiting for her at the front door which mean diablo still isn't home yet

"Oh testa? Where's diablo?"

Carrera who is watching tv with ultima asked

"I don't know"

Testa casually answer

"Weird, since he is quite late i though he is with you. Where the hell is he gone? I'm hungry~"

Ultima complain while pouting

"Then go cook yourself. While doing that, make some for me too"

Carrera said while casually eating her potato chips

"Nah, i ain't doing that. My PTSD from shion's cooking is still on effect"

"Tch, you spoiled brat"

While testa who is watching the two demons quarreling, the phone on her pocket suddenly ringing

She then take out the phone and answer it

"Hello, where are you now? "

Without wasting anytime, testa asked coldly

This of course startled ichika

"Um...ano...diablo-san...and i...were together a-and he...is too tired to go back home now.....i'm wondering can you come pick him up?"

'together...'

"Alright, i'm on my way"

Testa then hang up the phone

Carrera and ultima then turned to her and asked who it is, to this testa just smile sweetly as she answer

"It's diablo, apparently he is too tired to come home. And i need to go pick him up"

"Tired? What the hell is he doing?"

To carrera question, testa face turned serious

"...that bastard is having sex"

"oh hahaha! No wonder, he is too late today, hahaha"

"That's right! He should have just told us"

Testa then continue her words

" They seemed to waiting at diablo cafe, probably at the entrance"

Hearing this ultima unconsciously  think about it

'sex....door....cafe...outdoor sex in naked apron?'

"DAMN YOU TESTA! WHAT DO YOU MAKE ME IMAGINE!!"

"YOU IMAGINE IT ALL BY YOURSELF!!"

After a while the situation seemed to calm down a bit, testa then asked the two demons to get ready

"Well then, let's fuck him up"

"Lead the way testa"

"If my happiness capable of ruining his happiness, i gladly sacrifice it!!"

And thus, the three demons began their move to messed some shit up.