Donkey pov
I lay on the road before I realized where I was. I scrambled to my feet and ran to the sidewalk in desperation. I had to get my way to shrek, no matter what stood in my way. Ed sheeran was gone.
later on in the lab...
Joe biden stood over ed sheeran, a malevolent gleam in his beady little goldfish eyes.
What was he gonna do to him?!!!?!?!!!!?? 😨 joe biden cloned him to make a jurassic park from ed sheeran, but instead of dinosaurs, it was ed sheeran. He planned to release the many ed sheeran's into the wild and turn it into some sort of new species of animal.
I am so fuckig lazy rn bye
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shrek x obama
Fanfictiona thrilling, heartbreaking, and sexy story about shrek, obama and others credits: first chapter was made by my irl friend, and the rest was made by me. ☆ june 7th 2023 ☆ #1 in donkey #1 in cockandballs
