Shrek closed his eyes. He could feel the weight on his shoulders. The world seemed to collectively hold its breath.
"Well?" asked the Grinch, his green balls of sight staring Shrek down. "Who will it be?" He asked, radiating danger and power. "Me or Obama?" He paused for a second, then added, "Or Donkey, if you feel like digging up his corpse."
damn, dead ass?😻😻😻🤤 shrek thought. Then he pushed the thought aside. He took a deep breath and opened his eyes to the world around him. Everybody was waiting. Obama, Michelle, Fiona, his stupid fucking kids, Sonic, Shadow, Starscream, Megatron, Biden, Ed sheeran, donkeys corpse.. they all awaited an answer.
"I choose........."
He turned around to the crowd and paused suspensefully to piss everyone off.
"Obama."
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shrek x obama
Fanfictiona thrilling, heartbreaking, and sexy story about shrek, obama and others credits: first chapter was made by my irl friend, and the rest was made by me. ☆ june 7th 2023 ☆ #1 in donkey #1 in cockandballs
