y/n incorrect quotes

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A/N: this is random but i got bored in the middle of writing and decided to do this lol

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y/n: You love me, right, cheongsan?
cheongsan: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it

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nayeon: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
y/n: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself

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y/n: I made tea.
gwinam: I don’t want tea.
y/n: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
gwinam: Then why are you telling me?
y/n: It is a conversation starter.
gwinam: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
y/n: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate

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y/n, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!
cheongsan: How?
y/n: How what?
cheongsan: How could they be worse?
y/n: They couldn’t, I lied.

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y/n: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
namra: I wake up at 4:30 AM
y/n:
y/n: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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gwinam: Am I going too far?
y/n: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison

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gyeongsu: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
y/n: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
gyeongsu, desperately, as y/n bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
y/n: Oh! B positive.
gyeongsu: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
y/n:

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y/n: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
gwinam: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

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y/n: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
eunji: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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y/n: Welcome, fellow idiots
cheongsan: Hello, y/n
y/n: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
cheongsan: You underestimate me

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y/n: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you
suhyeok: 10 times 0 is still 0 though
y/n: Jokes on you, I can't do math

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y/n: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
nayeon: *turning to gyeongsu* How tall are you?

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y/n: suhyeok, can I talk to you for a second?
suhyeok: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and cheongsan are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
y/n: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books

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cheongsan: Hey, y/n? Can I get some dating advice?
y/n: Just because I’m with namra doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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y/n: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
nayeon: What's that?
y/n: Remorse code.
nayeon: I'm even angrier now.

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onjo: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
y/n: Oh, you’ve been?
onjo: Once. In Monopoly

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y/n: Must be hard not being able to laugh
namra: I do have a sense of humor you know
y/n: I’ve never heard you laugh before
namra: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

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hyorung: y/n? don't get mad at me but- STOP THAT'S YOUR MAD FACE I SAID DONT DO THAT

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y/n: I want to tell a joke but I only remember the punch line.
cheongsan: go ahead
y/n: tooth hurty
cheongsan: When is the best time to go to the dentist?
y/n: you complete me

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suhyeok: Split up and search the school
y/n: Split up? Split up! When you split up, the monster hunts you down one at a time. Starting with the good looking comic relief character: Me!

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onjo: HELP! I TOLD Y/N I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
cheongsan, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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y/n: We all have our demons
y/n, grabbing a feral eunji: This one’s mine

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y/n: How did you break your leg?!
daesu: do you see those stairs?
y/n: yes?
daesu: i didn't

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A/N: this kinda long oops- ill include more characters in pt2

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