A/N: hi u can request something on my asian drama imagines book if u want 😊
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gwinam: Your existence is confusing.
y/n: how so?
gwinam: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.
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y/n, shining flashlight under bed: eunji, are you ready to come out and socialize with people?
eunji:*demonic screeching*
y/n: Understandable, have a good day.
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y/n: Compliment me
onjo: You have the most stunning face I have ever laid eyes upon
y/n: awww
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y/n: Compliment me
cheongsan: you have eyes
y/n: nice
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gyeongsu: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time
y/n: Manslaughter it is.
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daesu: joonyeong can’t be good at everything! Maybe he’s a terrible kisser
y/n: no, he’s good at that too
daesu: what?
y/n: what
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minjae: You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?
y/n: Me when I take 17 Benadryl and I start seeing the wolf man.
hari: THE WHO?
y/n: oh this is not a safe place suddenly
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mijin: *unbuttoning shirt* It sure is hot in here!
y/n: I know that but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
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y/n: our class president, choi namra, one of the smartest people I know, just whispered "Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient" Right before she sprayed Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and nearly coughed her guts up when it blew back into her face
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joonyeong: What's your blood type?
y/n: i don't know
joonyeong: how do you not know?!
y/n: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?
joonyeong: You don't know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them!?
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hyeonju: You know what your problem is? You're cute, so no one ever tells you to shut the fuck up
y/n: you think im cute?
hyeonju: shut the fuck up
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y/n: Have you seen a man named "yoon gwinam' around here?
cheongsan: Ugh, yes. He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
y/n: It looks fine to me?
cheongsan: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!
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joonyeong: there’s nothing worse than people using big words they don’t understand just to seem smart.
y/n: i totally photosynthesise with this
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*on a phonecall*
y/n: baby? I'm breaking up–
suhyeok: im pregnant!
y/n:...i meant the phonecall
suhyeok: right, sorry, i panicked
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nayeon: I would walk through fire for y/n
nayeon: Well not FIRE because it’s dangerous. But a super humid room
nayeon: But not too humid, because my hair
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suhyeok: I need to get something off my chest
y/n: Is it your shirt? Please say yes
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nayeon: you never compliment me
y/n, who just called her the rootiest tootiest cowgirl the west has ever seen: ???
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y/n: I had a dream I was arrested for tax evasion, which is weird because I don’t even pay taxes.
joonyeong: that’s... what tax evasion is.
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y/n: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
gwinam: mine just says "gwinam, no."
y/n: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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nayeon: ew, what kind of tea is this???
y/n: I boiled gatorade.
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y/n: What’s up sluts? I’m back from jail
gyeongsu, concerned: Sluts?
cheongsan, even more concerned: Jail?
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y/n: I drink to forget, but I always remember
cheolsoo: you're drinking banana milk
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y/n: how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice?
daesu: out of all the things you have said that fucked me up, this is one of the worst
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y/n: plan b?
cheongsan: technically this is plan g
onjo: how many plans do we have? is there a plan m?
cheongsan: yeah, but gyeongsu dies in plan m
nayeon: i like plan m
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y/n: you have to apologize to them
nayeon: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you became friends with!
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y/n: how do you feel about kids?
gyeongsu: they’re all right, i guess. i mean, if i saw one, i wouldn’t throw a rock at it.
y/n: why would you throw a rock at a kid?!
gyeongsu: i just said i wouldn't!
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A/N: tomorrow is Friday finally i can update hostage again !!
