A/N: everything written with these will be short, these are kinda like stories ill write when im lazy or can't think when writing longer ones if that makes sense
make sure to specify what kind of reader you want!
1: “I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”
2: “You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”
3: “If you die, I’m gonna kill you.”
4: "you were put on this earth to give me a headache"
5: "how have you survived this long by yourself?"
6: "Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?"
7: “You interrupt my reading once more, and this book will become a lethal weapon"
7: “Your legs bleeding.”
“Oh really? I hadn’t noticed that half of my goddamned blood was flowing out of my leg, but thanks for letting me know
8: “You could try and sleep it off?”
“I don’t think that will change the fact that I’m carrying your child, sorry.”
9: “Is that my shirt?” “You mean our shirt?”
10: “Is that blood?” “Yes but that doesn’t matter right now, what does matter is-” “You are literally bleeding.”
11: . “What would you do if I shoved a frog into your mouth?”
12: ”when i said I'd help you hide a body, i didn't mean literally!”
13: “At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.”
14: "hey you need a... hand?" *pulls out fake hand*
15: "You're an idiot." "Takes one to know one."
