Side Chapter:Jack try's to make and deku and bakugo be firends again

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so after the last universe was done and deku was back in thearter Jack said "okay now that's done deku and bakugo I have and idea for you try to be nice to each other 

bakugo said "no way in hell that will give the nerd more of a reason to look down on me"

deku"yeah I really don't see it working"

Jack "All right guys, I think you two insulting each other is overrated.So instead, we're just going to have a nice sing-along together where we'll be COMPLIMENTING each other on our hero skills. Okay"

Bakugo said"being a hero with deku?

Yeah, I'd rather quit
Actually, he'll do that when we play Wii Fit
You know what, let's sit back and watch him rage
As he spams his moves and falls offstage"

Deku said"Bro, your FPS flair is just a joke

You trying to aim is like having a stroke
How about Mario Kart
What do you reckon?
Because when you play with me 
You won't survive a second"

Jack said"Okay, this isn't really working, it seems Discuss co-op games, work together as a team

bakugo said"If that's gonna happen, I don't want to be alive"

deku said"I brought poison for two!"

bakugo said"WOO-HOO! High-five!

You know, I'm happy that games keep you home
Or else you might give someone your third chromosome"

deku said"It's good that you play games with lost of dating

Cause if you tried the real thing
You'd never see it coming"

(dance break)

Jack said "Okay, this is becoming more of a mess How about Animal Crossing to relieve some stress?"

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Jack said "Okay, this is becoming more of a mess How about Animal Crossing to relieve some stress?"

bakugo"All the poor villagers would all lose their sanity

As they'd have to endure this crime against humanity
Deku's more suited to the world of Splatoon 
Where he can roll around in paint and eat paint like a goon
The simple answer is: Your IQ is draining
Just stick with Dr. Kawashima's brain training"

Deku said"Bro, why do you think you'll be taken so seriously

When honestly, your face looks like an Earthbound enemy
You talk down all lowly but play games to slowly
That's why all the girls want deku's ravioli
Sure, have fun in your cute game of Pokemon
But try anything else, you're gonna get dunked on

Jack said "This is so frustrating Why all this hating? Is there seriously no game that'll stop the debating?

Kirishima said"You need a game with lots of Uzis"

Mineta said"No no, a game with waifu boobies!"

iida said"A drawing game will help you be more inclined

Show your drawing skills and...Wait... never mind"

momo said"Be sure to take breaks in interval, guys!

Playing games for too long can strain your eyes"

mina said"You gotta play fighting games

Tear each other's skin!
Wait!
Actually, let me join in!"

aoyama said"I know you two are feeling uneasy

That's why you should play games with more SPARKLE!"

deku and bakugo said "No"

bakugo said"deku, just go home

All you do is annoy
While I'm the Switch, you're the Virtual Boy
Mr. Game and Watch, show us the score
Deku:(Mr. Game and Watch shows 0)

Bakugo:(Mr. Game and Watch shows 9)"

Deku said"I'm sorry, bro

I know you want more
But don't be salty about your beaten highscore
Stop being a child
Go put on your big trousers
deku's gonna win
So long, gay Bowser"

Jack said"You guys got ten seconds to compliment each other or I'm gonna be making you scream for your mother"

 bakugo said "Hey man, what's with all this sass"

deku said"Yeah dude, what got up your ass"

Jack gabes his staff a points it a deku and bakugo:Activating instant kill.

bakugo said "Oh God! deku! I'm sorry for talking smack!"

deku said"You too! Uhhh... I think you make a great snacc!"

(explosion)

Jack was left panting

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