A return to universe 26

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Jack said "allright now that have a new design we will be returning to some universe and the first will be universe 26

Deku said "you mean the one were I'm almost as big as allmight but I use a gun"

Jack said "thats the one deku now then lets begin"

Two slices of the are in a refrigerator on a plate beside three bottles of Red Shed beer

"That looks taste" eri said

"Meet the Sandvich" text appears

Cut back to the Sandviches

Deku Groans repeatedly

Bakugo said "Yeah, there he is!"

Kirishima said "You! Stop right where you are, that is an order! He's getting away! Do not let him get to the re-"

"hey bakugo that out voices" kirishima said

"are wa chaseing deku" bakugo asked

"yeah you are why because well in this universe they are two teams red and blue you two are on blue and you did a lot of damged to deku so he went to the resupply to get a snack"

Deku opens the door, grabs one slice of the Sandvich and closes the door

Bakugo said "D-don't do it, pal!"

Kirishima said "Do. Not. Do it!"

Deku Eats sandvich "Om nom nom nom..."

Kirishima said "Oohhhhhhh, hell..."

Bakugo said Stuttering "H-h-hey, let's just calm down here! You listening? J-j-just... OH GOD!"

Kaminari said "yeah I have a felling you guys are screwed"

Deku chuckles as his loud footsteps are heard gathering speed

Bakugo said "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GO-"

Several loud thuds are heard, a beer bottle falls over, and the refrigerator door opens slightly

Deku laugh "Ahahahaha!"

Sound of liquid spilling on the floor, presumably Bakugo's blood

"Bakugo I thinks that's your blood"ochako said

Bakugo asked "how much of it"  

Bakugo said "My blood! H-he punched out all my blood!"

Bakugo went pale

More thuds are heard.

Kirishima said "Ow, ow ow ow ow! Ouch, ouch! Ahhh..."

A thud and a snap is heard

Everyone cringe at the snap

Kirishima said "You call that breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if-"

A loud snap is heard and the door closes and opens again, the floor now covered with blood and another one of the bottles of beer falls over

Kirishima: "AUGHHH! MY SPINE!"

"Did izuku kill them both" inko asked

"well he beat up bakugo stole his bat and used on kirishima to rip out his spine"Jack said

Kaminari said "that must be painful" 

Jack said "painful that will kill you"

A girlish scream is heard as ending flourish music plays. The camera pans across a diagram of the Sandvich

Cut to Deku in Dustbowl, as he was in the original Meet the Deku, but instead of wielding his Minigun he is devouring a Sandvich while casually observing a battle unfold

Deku: "Nom nom nom... (Takes a bite) nom nom... mmmm.. nom."

momo said "that was intersting"

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