DIRTBAG|𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗻 𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗲𝗿𝘁 ➪

𝟮𝟰.𝟭|𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗻𝘀

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a chapter of just headcanons and little fun things, well not really headcanons since i'm the author lol but just a few stupid things i think the characters in my book would do!

official means that it is true in the book!!

idea credited to erenismusty !!! <333
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armin in dirtbag:

definitely wears the silliest fucking socks like he wants it to be a secret but he's so bad at hiding it some of them have like little random characters on them. he has a pair with dora on them definitely

sensitive to pain this is official idc he will cry if he gets a paper cut

loves loves loves LOVES mitski on the lowkey. like eren would walk pass his room and lean his ear against the door and hear 'crack baby' and be like "what're you listening to armin??"

armin would crack open the door and tell him to keep walking.

SPENDS LIKE AN HOUR TRYING TO PERFECT HIS HAIR THIS IS OFFICIAL.

you would call him because he's late to pick you up and he would answer on the brink of bursting into tears because a strand of hair isn't going down like he wants it to.

"armin? are you about to cry???"

"y/n please,"

all i'm saying for this one is that he has mind blowing dick game (official.....and will be seen later on...)

passive aggressive. extremely

reads manga sometimes, only a few. he probably really likes bleach and tokyo ghoul.

jean in dirtbag:

stoner. that's it. (official maybe????)

listens to k-pop an avid stay-c fan

plays roblox and makes fun of little kids with eren sometimes. HE WOULD DRESS UP IN ROYALE HIGH AND LIKE ATTACK EVERYONE AND WONDER WHY HE DOESNT GET VOTED FOR IN THAT PROM THING

he's one of those people with the weird snapchat usernames from middle school so his is probably like @GamerBoy3000

favorite candy is TWIX TWIX TWIX HUGE TWIX GUY.

fucking hates loud chewers like he will leave the room if someone chews loud. sometimes eren and armin chew loud on purpose to annoy him

-eating noises-

"can you stop chewing so loud?" he would groan.

eren would try not to laugh, "oh, i don't even realize sorry." then continue to chew even louder and armin would completely loose his composure.

"i'm moving out."

he's kind of annoying like when he's bored. he would be the type to not leave you alone and ask the stupidest questions.

"armin...what do you think will happen if everyone in the world jumps at the same time?"

"jean, please shut up."

eren in dirtbag (this one will be short):

he's like, sympathetic but not at the same time??? he gives good advice that can backfire, and usually kind of impulsive??? he's so confusing, he's in the middle of everything.

likes necklaces and bracelets like has a weird amount of them (officialll)

why you got so many necklace boy????
they're usually like little necklaces with one charm on them and his bracelets are like ones he got from vacations and trips like those ones

mikasa taught him about crystals he owns like two or three definitely

HES SO FUCKING STUPID IT WILL TAKE HIM HOURS FOR SOMETHING TO CLICK IN HIS HEAD

"armin i just realize what that joke you told me three hours ago meant!"

he will sit in a conversation staring into space trying to comprehend what the hell you're saying to him

sometimes he'll get high with jean but usually when he's stressed

connie in dirtbag:
this guy IS NEVER IN HIS OWN HOUSE (as seen in the book)

he literally has clothes in your house. sometimes you'll wake up with him on your couch.

he does live in the apartment right next to yours, so it's kind of understandable.

swears he can cook but he cant oh my god
don't let him within 6 feet of a kitchen (official.)

probably would have one of those eyebrow piercings if he wasn't too scared to get it.

skateboards?? sometimes, he falls most of the time.

YOUR NUMBER ONE SUPPORTER (OFFICIAL) will support you and make sure you do your best in anything as long as it's not complete stupid.

thinks he can't get girls but he really can if he tries

lightweight!!!!

he's actually strong and built like?? where did this muscle come from connie??

don't let him take off his socks.

mikasa in dirtbag:

she's really sweet actually, she cares a lot about the people she's close with.

loves cigarettes after sex (the band)

crystal girl

she has her hair in these little ponytails sometimes they're super cute

SHE SMELLS AMAZING. like vanilla and lavender a hint of coconut (official)

she doesn't hold grudges really, she thinks they're stupid. (official)

don't let that girl drink she will not be the same person

sometimes she says the weirdest things out of nowhere like???

"would you rather get eaten by a tiger or mauled by a bear?"

with eren sighing, he would say "neither, mikasa, what the hell."

he loves her and her questions though
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let me know if u guys want more of these and if u liked it!! <333

i didn't write for the other characters since they didn't get much on their characters, but later on if people want more of these then i will definitely do another. :)