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Techno- A Mute Declaration of Love

A/N: All stories with Technoblade will be his persona since he's not comfortable with his irl self being shipped. Though this fanfic is in irl, it will be his persona in the irl world instead. Thanks!

-Datonewriter

"Technoblade, when are you going to get a girlfriend?" Tommy's character jumped around Techno's and punched Wilbur's character. Techno huffed and blew a strand of pink hair out of his face. Leaning forward in his gaming chair he punched Tommy's character off the cliff. 

Wilbur and Techno burst out laughing, "WHAT THE HELL MAN!?" When their laughter died down Wilbur brought up Tommy's question from before.

"Come on Technoblade. There has to be somebody that you like!" Techno was hesitant on answering since Tommy and Wilbur were both streaming, but he thought they were being serious about this for once.

"I do have somebody, as a matter a fact. And he loves me so that's that." The call went silent and Techno imagined their jaws dropping. He let them have their moment of stupor while he took a sip of his water bottle.

"WHAT?!"

Techno spits out his water and started coughing when Phil's voice entered the call. "You good man?" Ranboo's voice also entered into the call as his character ran over to their little group. Techno had forgotten he was stream as well with Tubbo.

"Big Man! Do you really have a lover?" Tubbo's character wasn't too far behind Ranboo. Phil logged onto Minecraft and started his stream. They were all going to capture this moment on camera. Once Techno stopped dying, he took a deep breath and answered them. "Yeah, I do. Is that really so hard to believe?" 

"YES!!!"

Techno winced and pulled out an earbud. It was at that moment he heard a loud crash that echoed through the house. "Techno, what the hell was that?" Apparently, the crash was so loud that they had heard it through his mic. Panic set in deep inside Techno's chest as he looked at his door, "Erm. I think that was the significant other. Brb." He abandoned his friends without a second thought and flung open the bedroom door.

Whirling around the corner of the hallway he found his lover under a pile of pots and pans, a few shelves on the wall hanging in by a nail. "Y/n!" Rushing over to the smaller male, he yanked his dazed body up and out of the pans by his arms. Y/n shook his head to clear it and looked up at Techno with a nervous smile.

"What the hell happened?" Y/n pointed to the shelves as if questioning Techno's question. "Yes, Smartass. I can see it fell, how did it fall?" He picked Y/n up with ease and set him on the counter.

"I was trying to grab a pan on the top shelf to start dinner but I couldn't reach it. I didn't want to disturb you with something so silly so I grabbed a stool and tried to grab it. I did grab it but, the stool tipped and I grabbed onto the shelf, but it finally gave out." 

Y/n finished signing his explanation and looked up at Techno through his h/c bangs. "You're not mad are you?" Techno sighed and pulled Y/n close to his chest, resting his head on top of the short male's. 

"I'm just glad you're alright. Next time come and get me. I'll help you, alright? No matter how silly or stupid it seems, you'll always come before my gaming or my friends." Y/n nodded, the back of his neck hot in embarrassment. Techno didn't always talk so seriously, but when he did, he had an amazing way with words.

"You wanna come meet my friends?" 

Y/n's head snapped up so fast it made Techno's neck hurt just looking at it. "Really?"

"I wouldn't be asking if I didn't mean it, Apollo." 

Y/n nodded and jumped onto Techno, clinging to him like a monkey. Techno grabbed his thighs and stumbled a step back, "Easy there tiger." Techno chuckled and carried the smaller to their shared bedroom. He sat in his gaming chair and handed Y/n an earbud, now was the question on how to get them to meet.

He thought for a moment while Y/n moved his character around. "Techno! You're back? How's the significant other?" Y/n recognized the teasing voice as Wilbur. He pulled up the chat and started typing.

Techno: Mr. Blade- Significant other is fine, just had a bunch of pans fall on me. Nothing to big~

"Techno wha-"

"Okay so he's mute. He can't exactly talk to you without using the chat."  THere were a bunch of Oh's and Ah's. All were understanding which warmed Y/n's heart. He turned around to look at Techno and signed, "You have good friends."

 Techno let out a huffy laugh and rested his chin in the crook of Y/n's neck. "Yeah. Suppose the aren't that bad."

He hugged Y/n around the waist and watched Y/n play as his character until Tommy asked an odd question. "Mr. Blade, Why do you like Techno? He's so... blah."

Techno's character froze in play and slowly turned it's head over to Tommy. Everyone heard rapid typing until a shiny pufferfish appeared in Techno's hand. Techno's person took a step toward Tommy and slapped his character out of existence.

"WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!"

Everyone burst out laughing, they laughed even harder when they heard a crash on Wilbur's end telling them he fell off his chair. Y/n opened up the chat and started typing. They couldn't help but be in awe by his honest answer. 

Techno: Mr. Blade- Techno will forever be the only one I will ever love. He is kind, brave, sarcastic and I love every bit of him. No matter what others say, I shall stand by his side for as long as he'll have me. Even if I don't have a voice, I'll make sure people hear me when I say Techno is the best person in my life. And I wouldn't trade that or anything.

That declaration of love hit the top of Twitter for the next year.