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George: Elf has a name, Chibi Pt. 2

Blood wasn't a pretty color on clothing. Especially dark clothing, it just seems to be a dark brown color with a hint of dark red mixed in the sequence. 

A spearhead was stuck deep in my side. And scaling a wall with it in my body was not ideal, but if the humans were going to rage war like I think they were, they would need some help. The truth is, I don't think the humans could win this war with the little knowledge of us they had. It wasn't going to be possible.

I grabbed another vine and my heart leaped out of my chest when it gave out. The worst part of all of this was, that I didn't have healing magic. They were right before when they said I was an assassin, my magic was stealth magic. I could practically disappear from right in front of you if I wanted to.

Bucking up my courage once again, I reached for the window ledge and hauled my fat-ass up. Twig arms were not meant for this kind of exercise. I was all about legs, running got you a lot of places, especially out of danger. Not that I wasn't arm strong, I could lift up a whole bed with ease, but I hated physical activity.

I wheezed and knocked on the window, to my surprise it pushed open, however, with no support, I fell into the room. Why was their throne room so high up? Why couldn't it be on ground level like normal castles?

Gasps flood my ears like a wave of whispers, clearly, I was in the right room. "Y/n?!" I chuckled and painfully rolled off my side and onto my butt. The room was fuzzy for a moment, but I managed to make out the high counsel. 

They seemed to be in the middle of a serious argument, like I dunno, waging war.

King Philza and Prince Technoblade sat side by side, they ruled the halflings. King Lore and Prince George sat next to them at the end of the table, they ruled the humans. King Eret ruled over both species, the highest king of them all despite his age being the same as the princes. Lastly was King Schlatt and Prince Dream of the Magical Beasts. I could tell Dream did not want to be there at all.

Who could blame him, his father was probably about to declare war or he already had and then he'd be forced to choose a side, either way, he would be a traitor. About ten spears made their way around my neck, and I did my damned hardest not to move. However, the room started to spin when George shot out of his seat, his quick movements confused the hell out of my vision.

"Easy Chibi. Take it slow while the room keeps spinnin'" George barked out orders, telling them to stand down. The men had no choice but to comply as he ran toward me so they didn't accidentally spear him and commit a high crime.

George slipped something out of his cape and it looked a lot like a healing potion. His hand pulled me onto his knee so I could lean back as he tried to give me the potion. I pushed it away, "It won't work chibi. You gotta take the spearhead out first or you're just going to sew it into me." He finally noticed the blood gushing out of me.

"Son. Step away from the Elf. As of today, the Magical beasts are at war with us." King Lore tried to pull his son back, but George fought him. "No! Dad, this is the Elf that saved me, remember what I told you?" King Lore seemed surprised, "This is the Elf?" 

"Elf has a damn name Chibi's dad." 

I coughed violently, if they spent any more time talking about who I was, I was going to enter my grave before they could figure it out. "Right, here." Dream offered George a handkerchief and he gladly took it, wiping my face from the dirt and blood.

King Eret seemed to be staring at me, or at least it seemed like he was. An intrigued smile rested on his lips, his eyes were hidden behind his sunglasses. "Queen Rainbow Sparkles. I'd appreciate it if you'd stop looking me up and down like I'm a fuckin' tAART!" I yelped when I felt George press my abdomen right next to the spearhead. "FUCKING CHEESEBALLS ON A STICK! Watch where you're poking those tiny fingers of yours."

George's brows furrowed, "What's a cheeseball?"

"Irrelevant!"

Schlatt scoffed and turned his son, "Let's go. Let the traitor die, that's a spear was made out of Metallic iron. He'll be dead in a few hours." I let out a half groan half-laugh, "Way to go captain obvious." Schlatt glared at him before turning to his son,  "Let's go, Dream." Dream's feet seemed to be glued in place as he looked at anything but his father.

Schlatt groaned and pulled out his sword, "Come one Dream. Don't be serious, you're going to come back with me right? You wouldn't leave poor little Tubbo all by himself would you?" Dream's fear went up tenfold. His fist clenched as the wide doors of the throne room opened. In peaked Prince Tubbo, Prince Tommy, and their friend the unofficial Prince Ranboo. Prince Techno had found the stray in the food and he happened to follow the Prince home.

Schlatt grabbed Tubbo by his small horn and held the sword to his throat. "TUBBO!" Tommy cried out for his friend, but Schlatt pressed the blade closer to the boy's neck. "Come on Dream, you're the next ruler of Manburg. You shouldn't be acting like this." My magic swirled as I grabbed the spear's stick, and held onto it as I climbed to my feet.

The knights couldn't do anything unless one of another Kingdom was attacked in the process. As painful as this was, my magic made me disappear, it covered my presence, my magic, my body, I was practically a shadow. My body moved as quick as light and I had yanked the spearhead out of my gut and grabbed the sword's blade with my hand, removing it from Tubb's neck I pulled the boy out of the way.

My magic ran out as I reappeared in front of him I smiled."Peek a' Boo!" My knee nailed the King in the gut and I skipped away, guarding Prince Tubbo with my body and Using the blade to guard mine.

I'd give my body two minutes before I collapsed. 

Luckily the real 'Blade' came to my aid and stood in front of me, the giant ax that was on his back before now rested in his hands. "The kid stays with us old man." Schlatt looked around the room, frantic at how everyone was teaming up on him. I smirked and saluted at him, "Hasta la vista bitchy ram." Schlatt growled at me and stood up, "This isn't over Elf. You will fall with the rest of these kingdoms and you know it well." He had a crazy look in his eyes, "Uhuh, tell me that again when you've brushed your teeth." Schlatt fumed and stormed out just as the world started spinning.

I wobbled, "Hey chibi. I don't feel too good." 

The room tipped sideways as Prince Tubbo caught me, he freaked out and dropped me on the stone floor when he saw all of the blood on me. I cursed out a string of very colorful words as Georg gently picked me up princess carry.

Delusional I said, "Hehe. I'm gonna die with all of this stupid information I have aren't I?" George rushed out of the room and down the hall deaf to the call of the Kings. I saw the blurry figures of Dream and Techno behind us as we ran down the hall. "You aren't going to die, I won't let you. You're too important for that."

I didn't know whether he meant that truly or not. But it made me smile as I closed my eyes and welcomed the darkness.