Dsmp x reader Oneshots

Techno: Gremlin on the rooftops

"Phil, have you seen my crown?"

I snickered and climbed even higher onto the roof, not stopping until I got to the very top. Coughing from my weak set of lungs, I twirled the crown in between my fingers. Techno always disapproved when I put myself in danger because of my severe asthma, but I was a Gremlin at heart.

How do you think Racooninnit came to be?

My wheezing caught the attention of Techno. He spun around in the snow, looking for where the noise came from. I saw his Piglin-like ears twitch as he tried to listen for another noise, but I wasn't ready to go inside yet, so I climbed up to the chimney and sat down with my back to it. That was until I accidentally inhaled a bunch of dust and smoke from the chimney and went into a violent coughing fit. 

Techno whirled around just in time to see me slipping down the roof. "Y/N!" I rolled and caught the ledge of the roof just before I flew off and hit the ground. Dangling by a smitherine, I tried to pull myself up, but to no avail. My noodle arms wouldn't allow it; panic finally set it. "Techno! Techno help!" I heard the snow crunching as he ran toward me, my fingers started to slip and I could feel my heart beating out of my chest as my fingers let go.

I let out an unmanly scream when I started freefalling, closing my eyes tight and waiting for the impact. However, it never came. Instead, Techno had managed to reach me right in the nick of time, catching me bridal style. I coughed into my fist from the impact on his arms and let him carry me onto the stairsteps of the porch. 

"What were you thinking?"

"That I wanted to die."

"Y/n."

His tone held an angry warning that made me shy away, sinking into his hold, trying to wither away from his burning gaze. "I just wanted to go on an adventure, Tommy and Wilbur leave all the time. So do you and Phil! I wanna have fun too." Techno looked at me with such adoration in his eyes that I wondered if he had even heard me correctly. He sighed and sat us down on the stairs, me on his lap and he hugged me from behind.

"You already know why you can't go Y/n, not until we can find you an inhaler or something to keep you from passing out. However, the only person we know who can make something like that is a guy named Foolish. And we don't know where he is..." I sighed and leaned back into him, the sun was setting in the distance.

"Yeah, I know..."

We were silent until I felt Techno's chest rumbled with a deep chuckle, "How on Earth did you even get on the roof?" I snorted and rolled my eyes, "Childsplay." Techno's face had a smile as he rolled his eyes as well. "Yeah? And was stealing my crown Childsplay as well?" I smirked, quite proud that I had snatched it right out from under his nose. 

"Indeed it was, I was just waiting for you to go and attack Tommy so that he could take the blame for it."

He laughed and buried his face in my neck, I squeaked when he pressed his cold lips against my skin. "You're fucking freezing!" His hot breath tickled my neck as he breathed out, "Well in my defense yer honor, I've been searching for Tommy to murder him." 

Out of nowhere, we heard a loud high pitched, "WHAT THE FUCK?!" We looked up to see Wilbur and Tommy trekking through the snow making their way over to us.