Dsmp x reader Oneshots

Ranboo: He's definitely a keeper

I narrowed my eyes on Ranboo and gave him the glare of his lifetime. The man shrank under my gaze and looked like he wanted to wither away on the spot. "Tell me what happened before I lose my shit and ask your parents what happened." Ranboo gulped and looked away sadly.

"I just wanted to go on the trip with Tubbo, Phil, Wilbur, and Techno, but my parents won't let me go. They said I should stop wasting my money on this kind of stuff and that Tommy and Tubbo aren't the best influences."

My eye twitched in irritation, so I took a deep breath and closed my eyes counting backward from ten. His parents didn't know I was here yet because I had a tendency to climb into their second-story window into Rnboo's room.

I wasn't so much a Twitch stream, but I did a lot of Roleplaying with my friend Aphmau and was a big Influencer like Mr. Beast. I liked to think there were two categories, you either like Aphmau, or you liked Dsmp. I was the bridge between the two.

Suddenly we heard a knock on Ranboo's bedroom door and I dove into his closet just as his parents opened the door. "Mark? I thought I heard you talking to somebody?" His mother said, I held my breath as she stood in front of the closet doors. "Nothing, I was just talking to Y/n on the phone. It's better than moping about not being able to hang out with my friends, since, you know they're a bad 'influence'." I could hear the eye roll in his tone and his mother scoffed, "Don't get sassy with me mister." She took a step closer to Ranboo and I took the opportunity to slither out of Ranboo's closet. However, his dad was standing silently in the room so I didn't know he was in there until he locked eyes with me.

We stared at one another for a moment, and Ranboo caught on, now panicking. He prayed his dad wouldn't say anything as I tip-toed behind his mother. She caught them staring behind her and spun around.

I had never bounced out of the way so fast, I felt like an anime character as she whipped her head back around to her boys. "What? What are you staring at?" Slipping out the window and saluted his father before rounding the corner and sitting on his roof. Slowly closing the window so as not to alert the demon, I pulled out my phone and dialed Ranboo's number.

I knew it by heart so I never had it saved in my contacts, I was also just too lazy to put it in. Ranboo picked up the phone almost immediately, "Yo man, where did you go?"

"Is that Y/n?"

"Oh? To what do I owe the pleasure Mrs. Ranboo?"

"We were just chatting about how Ranboo shouldn't be needlessly spending his money to hang out with bad influences. He should be more like you and should have graduated early from college like you." 

I grimaced, "So it sounds to me like you wanted me to be your son and not Mark."

"P-Pardon?"

"I'm not trying to offend you or anything, but you were blessed with a wonderful boy. Mark is sweet, funny, kind, caring, sassy, spunky, and amazing in every way. And I think you forget sometimes how awesome he can be."

"..."

I waited for a response, and it took a good minute before she answered me again, "You're right. But-"

"How about this? If I pay for the trip and go with him to keep him in line, can he go?"

I heard her gasp in surprise, "You'd... do that... for him?"

"Ma'am, I adore him. I would do anything for him."

I didn't know if that was the right thing to say or not since I was openly gay, but to my utmost shock, it was. "Alright, fine."

Then I heard a bit of shuffling and a distant, "He's definitely a keeper." And a "MOOM?!"

I laughed when I heard his bedroom door shut and slid open the window. Ranboo looked at me like I was insane, "What the hell did you say to her? What was she even agreeing to!!" He seemed freaked in his mother's sudden change in attitude. I flopped onto his bed and smiled at the ceiling, "Pack your bags, pretty boy. We're going to Europe."

His jaw dropped, "No fucking way."

"Yes fucking way, hurry up because I'm booking a flight for tonight f we're going to make it on time."

~''~

We decided against telling the boys that we were coming and figured we would just show up at Tubbo's house randomly. Ranboo still hadn't stopped thanking me, so I told him, "If you don't stop, I'm going to fucking push you out of the car." 

"Haha, sorry."

The uber stopped in front of Tubbo's house and I smirked at him, leaving him with the luggage. That was the deal, he towed the luggage and I paid for everything. Ranboo grabbed my hand while I was halfway on the step and pressed it t his lips. "Thank you, Y/n."

I flushed red and became a sputtering mess. "W-W-Wha-" He laughed and let go of me as I fanned my face, trying to calm myself down. I knocked on the door and was greeted by a short little lady.

"Hello, Mrs. Smith."

Her eyes widened in surprise when she saw us, just as she opened her mouth to yell for Tubbo I put a finger to my lips. She gave me a questioning look and Ranboo spoke up, "He doesn't know we're here." He explained the situation about how his om wouldn't let him go and how I 'saved the day' and we didn't tell them we were coming.

She smiled brightly, "I have a way to scare them. Here, put your luggage in here and follow me." Ranboo moved our suitcases into the entryway. We could hear Tubbo and Tommy's loud voices arguing with Wilbur. Techno was trying to defuse the situation and Phil ad Kristin just laughed. Mrs. Smith led us around to the backyard, ducking and crawling under windows. She told Ranboo to stand in front of the glass sliding door and just wait.

I heard a bunch of screeches and ' Holy fuck's ' as half of them probably just lost their soul for a moment. I watched Ranboo get yanked in as Mrs. Smith and I snickered. She led me to a tree in her backyard that led up to the second-story window. "Ranboo and Toby told me that you always climbed into his room using a tree. Think you can do this one?"

I liked the way this lady thinks.

"Sure as hell can. Thanks, Mrs. Smith." She nodded and stood below, waiting for me to reach the bedroom window. I gave her a thumbs up and slipped into her bedroom. Toby's dad looked at me in amusement, his phone in his hands. "You've got a lot of ambition kid." I smirked, "You have no idea."

Creeping down the stairs, I crawled over the railing and stood on the ledge, waiting to strike. Wilbur was just close enough to the couch/bed so I leaped from my shot and onto his back. He screached and fell forward.

"HOLY SHIT!!"

"WHERE THE HELL DID HE COME FROM?!"

"HE JUST FELL FROM THE CEILING!!"

"BAHAHAHAHA!"

Ranboo started wheezing with me on the floor as I slipped off of Wilbur's back. I flopped onto Ranboo's side and laughed so hard that my sides hurt. "What are you guys doing here?!" Tubbo gasped and helped Wilbur up off the bed, Techno laughed as he whined about his broken back.

"Wait till you hear the story we tell you."