Spartan OC Red vs Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles (On Hiatus)

Let's Get Together

Fades in to O'Malley and Lopez standing on a base in a cold desolate-looking place

O'Malley: (evil laughter) Well, my metallic friend, your modifications are complete. And my plan is coming to frution. Frusi- Fru-Frutition. Fr-

Lopez: [Fruition.]

O'Malley: Oh, shut up.

Lopez: [Yes Master. Your plan is foolproof.]

O'Malley: Now to bring together my enemies.

Cut to Vic's control panel, with the words 'OUT OF AREA' flashing in red

Vic: Oh dude, come on, you gotta be kidding me.

Vic's answering machine: Hey dude, it's Vic. No solo mia, not in the casa right now, so leave a message and I'll call you back. Just leave your what's up at the yo....yo.

O'Malley: Vic, pick up, it's me, (evil laughter).

Vic: Oh hey, Doctor Baron von Evil Satan, what's up dude?

O'Malley: Don't screen my calls, Vic.

Vic: Dude, you don't come up on caller ID I'm not just gonna answer anything-

O'Malley: Caller ID? I'm in hiding you baffoon! I'm trying to take over the universe! (evil laughter)

Doc: We're also on the Do Not Call List.

O'Malley: Oh, shut up.

Vic: So how's that plot going dude.

O'Malley: Magnificent! (evil laughter) I've called my bounty hunter in. He'll take care of your little 'red and blue' problem post-haste (evil laughter).

Vic: Oh cool! Thanks for turning that around so quick, dude.

O'Malley: (laugh continues) Ha.

Vic: I know you're swamped.

O'Malley: Then the universe will be mine and I'll crush every living soul in to dust, hahaha! Except or you of course Vic. I'll make you Assistant Crusher.

Vic: Okay, dude. Looking forward to that.

Cut to Sarge, Simmons, Caboose, and the Spartans in their janitor closet

Simmons: And that brought you back here. So, theoretically one of these teleporters should transport us back to Blood Gulch, or anywhere else that we want to go. Do you understand?

Caboose: Yes. No. What does thermoretically mean?

Matthew: It kinda works like magic.

Caboose: Oh, now I get it.

Simmons: Dammit, I should've thought about that first.

Cut to Sarge

Sarge: So your the new Spartan of the team, right?

S-719: Yes, sir.

Sarge: What's your team? Red or Blue?

Caboose: Pick Blue.

Sarge: No! Pick Red!

Simmons: Come on, Spartan. Red for Life!

Sarge Simmons and Caboose start arguing which team is best.

Rook: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

S-719: Uh?

He look towards Matt who just shrugs