𝓡𝓪𝓷𝓫𝓸𝓸 𝔁 𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻 𝓞𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓱𝓸𝓽𝓼/𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓷𝓼

☁️ 𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕡𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕘 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕥 ☁️

In which you find a shopping cart

Requested: no

AU: IRL

Pronouns: any

Genre: fluff

TW: -none-

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You gasp. "Boo..."

"What did you do?" They look down at you.

"No. Look."

You extend your arm and point to your right. Sitting there in the middle of the road, was a shopping cart.

"Shopping cart."

"Yeah, and...?"

You down your arm and look up at Ranboo with wide eyes, blinking a few times. Then you turn your head back to the cart. Then back at Ranboo. Then at the cart again. Then back to Ranboo. Then back to the cart. Then back to Ranboo. 

"Shopping cart..."

This is where you take off running towards the oversized basket on wheels and jump into it(after some- much struggle).

"Push me home, fool!" You wave your arms, beckoning your skyscraper partner over.

He chuckles, then takes out his phone to take a quick photo of you before walking towards you.

"Hurry up, boi." You bounce up and down with your legs crossed. 

"Why are you doing this?" Ranboo asks, sighing and grabbing the handles.

"Because I am a child, you know this."

"Fair point." He grins.

Turns out, the string bean did push you home, earning you a lot of stares. 

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(A/N: this was just some stupid little idea I had. Anyways, two chapters in a day, pog)

Be gay, do crime. Be trans, throw hands

Also, make sure to eat and drink :]