𝔻𝕠𝕖𝕤 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕂𝕟𝕠𝕨?

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╰┈➤  No, they don't

╰┈➤ But, the two of you are very frequently shipped by both Boobers and your chat alike

╰┈➤ But that's because you flirt with him on stream a lot.

╰┈➤ And gets extremely flustered when you do so

╰┈➤ So there are a fair few hundred U/Boo shippers

╰┈➤ Also, Ranboo jokes about liking you the same way they simp over video game characters 

╰┈➤ *flashbacks to the computer that rejected him*

"Oh my lord, stop talking about Oliver!"

"He's a great guy!" 

"HE IS A PHONE!"

"What, are you jealous?" 

"Considering you prefer a fucking virtual phone-person over me, yes, yes I am."

"Don't worry, I prefer you over, anyone, really." 

"Oh. Oki then .//^//." 

"... That's getting clipped, isn't it?" 

"Indeed it is, my dear."

And that day, U/Boo became no.2 trending on Twitter

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