One shots of Michael Afton

Headcanons

1. | He's deathly afraid of bugs and spiders and he will make you do the killing/freeing any thing in that category

2. | Onetime he came to hug you from behind and you accidentally elbowed him cause he took you by surprise

3. | When you ask him to do something he will say no and then he will go and do it cause he thinks that's the peak of humor

4 | Michael absolutely hates talking to your family not because he dislikes them or anything it's just he feels really awkward and you have to bribe him to talk to your aunties

5 | he does that weird white man smile thing when he feels uncomfortable

6 | he likes wearing make up he thinks he looks cool he really looks gay instead

7 | he can't understand why you always mock his accent one time he stopped talking to you after you mocked him in a middle of an argument

8 | he very open minded when it comes to you if it's about culture, gender, etc he's just tries his best to understand and be respectful

9 | he is a very picky eater he's the type to not eat the sandwich if the pickle juice touched it definitely only eats on the kids meal menu

10| he takes serious care of his hair his main concern is a receding hairline

11 | he is a light weight he gets really emotional when he's drunk one time he got in the shower fully clothed and fell asleep there

12 | is demiromantic

13 | he's scared of middle/ high schoolers

14 | he rambles a lot when he feels nervous he will go on a whole rant about something off topic

15 | he uses soaps and reality tv shows as a way to distract him from smoking(might write a shot about this)

16 | he's a very anxious person obviously

17 | he absolutely hates the heat of summer he prefers winter cause at least he can layer up

18 | he has like a decent libido but he acts like he's horny all the time

19 | trans cause I said so

20 | when he wants to be close to you he will dumb ass shit like sitting on your lap while trying to drive since he's a bitch boy

21. | he isn't really a jealous type but he has abandonment issues so he ends up being really clingy| if he thinks you'll try to leave he will give you some space since he thinks you're sick of him

23.lactose intolerant pathetic bitch

24. | he's a big crybaby when his emotions get too much

A/N: some headcanons that I think about I'm nearly done with two shots just give me a sec I have school, job, etc but i some headcanons I will definitely expand on!