"Hey there cutie, want to bang?" Gentle Bones asks.
A male racoon with green fur on his face and back, black fur on his limbs and ears, and white fur from his face down his entire torso, looks at Gentle Bones while wearing a blue polo shirt.
"I don't even know your name..." The racoon responds.
"Gentle Bone, does that help at all?" Gentle Bones asks.
"I'm Josh Rivers," Josh answers then asks, "Are you like a prostitute?"
Gentle Bones says, "No, you just seem like a serial killer and I'm into serial killer."
"I'm just a friendly neighbor," Josh says and looks around, hoping nobody heard Gentle Bones then whispers to her, "Why do you say I seem like a serial killer?"
"A lot of repressed people are serial killers, you are surely repressed given how you say sex worker like it's dirty," Gentle Bones responds.
"I'm not repressed," Josh says, trying to seem offended.
Gentle Bones asks, "Okay, when did you have sex last?"
"Last week, with my wife," Josh answers.
"Oh you have a wife? I apologize for trying to sleep with you then," Gentle Bones says
Josh responds, "I forgive you, you didn't know."
Gentle Bones says, "Thank you."
Gentle Bones leaves him alone.
