3 A. M. Writer- 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚕

Let the Ships Sail Please Oh My Gosh

Ships. It rhymes with chips. Which is what I'm eating right now. Cool, good for me. Anyways... Yeah so sh!pping. What's the deal with that stuff anyway? Why do people do it? I think it's because we're desperate for fulfillment. If we can't be in a relationship, Roy and Riza deserve to be in one.

We also love to see the classic tropes. The emo with the popular kid, the tall with the shorty, the mom and dad dynamic. Fans eat it up. Or drink it, it really just depends on the insanity of said fan. We raise the sails of our favorite ships and try to set them free to find the New World. I have many ships. I'm freaking Moana over here cuz I wanna see how far the fandoms will go.

With that said, I wish I had someone to write this chapter with, but I don't. That's what happens when your friends are responsible and don't stay up until two on a weeknight.

Are there any ships, any at all, that I can safely put out on the internet where people won't come after my neck?

I have to say that maybe Daisuga is one that people think is generally cute. Daichi and Suga tend to have the mom and dad vibe so it's generally pretty wholesome. I personally like this ship, especially because of the fanfic possibilities. (I'm thinking of writing one, lemme know what y'all think!) That and no one, not a single soul, cares about Daichi's friend Yui. She's just, eh, if that makes any sense. If you do have a real good reason for shipping them, tell me why. I don't mind because I happen to like more canon relationships as well.

Royai. Beauty at its finest. I love them so much. Riza Hawkeye and Roy Mustang take up maybe half of my brain and I think they're great. The power couple attitude plus the backstory for them just make them amazing. I find it very appealing. I want them to get married and have so many kids. Did I mention how much I love Royai? Because I really love them.

Now time for a controversial one. A My Hero Academia ship. I kindly request no comments on this one. Please, be civil to each other, and for the love, don't skin me alive. I really like Ochaco and Izuku. I also like Kiribaku. I just do. My friend Aleeyah does not like Kiribaku and we just agreed to talk about Ochaco and Deku. A mutual agreement.

There is one show I'm about to bring up that's kinda out there. I bet many of the weebs who might be reading this have seen it around but haven't actually watched it. (yeah it's not an anime) It's called Burn Notice. It has like seven seasons and it's pretty good. I am a sucker for a good yandere relationship and I think that the main characters Michael and Fiona are incredible. That and it's kind of a "we broke up, but I still like you so lemme kill these guys real quick to prove it" thing.

Oh my gosh Natsu and Lucy! Classic, bro, classic. Canon and classic. I love Fairy Tail. Now, I haven't watched the anime, but I have read the manga and it's awesome. I mean, granted, it's a bit cliche and definitely follows the pattern Hiro Mashima uses over and over again. For example, Eden Zero just came out and I swear it's like watching Natsu in Gray's body being helped out by Lucy and even Happy shows up. That doesn't stop me from loving Lucy and Natsu together. Also Gray is husbando for me so there's that. (aye I simp for him dang it)

Genshin Impact ships scare me a bit, I'll be honest. I haven't found any that speak to me. I guess it's because I was late to the party since I started the game only four months ago. Jean and Diluc seem possible in theory, however there's no real, in-game evidence for it. I did like a few Albedo and Sucrose fanart I saw because it's always so wholesome. It's kinda similar to Daisuga in the sweetness factor in my mind. (Then there's Zhongli and Childe, but we don't talk about the wallet and the peepaw...)

Ok ok, hear me out. Mahito and death. They are perfect together. I can't stop dreaming about him ceasing to exist. Like I know he can't technically "die" but still. Exorcism is just not good enough... (lol sorry I'm done now, I actually like him a lot) Other than that I don't find many ships In JJK. (Though I love the jokes about Megumi and Sukuna. It never gets old)

(Photo found on Pinterest lol)
Ahhh!! I almost forgot about Tanaka and Kiyoko. I'm sorry for being that girl but they make ma heart happy. I just love it.

There is another. *Yoda Mode Unlocked* I also like to ship erasermic and Yamaguchi and Tsukishima. I don't know why but different personalities are fun to ship.