Tabi: Now that we've gotten that out of the way, what shall we do?
Hanna: Honestly i have no clue, youre the master mind behind this book
Tabi: I know ive returned but that doesnt change the fact that you guys are not allowed to break the fourth wall
Freddy: Well all i know is that you guys made a gaping hole on the side of my restaurant and im not in the mood to complain so you better think of doing something fast or else ill give you something to do.
Tabi: i gave you too much dialogue and you've OFFICIALLY lost your rights to speak for the rest of this chapter
Bonnie: this is like christmas at Jackie Chans house
Bunny: wha- How does that fit with anything as to whats going on right now?
Bonnie: I dont know im bored.
Foxy: You said you have ideas but in reality you dont
Tabi: im getting there give me a minute, i kindof just woke up
Chica: it explains the bed head
Tabi: fuck it
Tabitha snaps her finger only to cause them to teleport to a new location
LG: holy shit out of all places you chose this place!
Tabi: i like to instigate
??: What the- what are you guys doing here???
The animatronics all groan as they turn to face the Toys
Fred: of all people i didnt expect to see you Tabitha
Tabi: i thought it would be great to see you guys, and what a better way than to bring EVERYONE here
ToyC: This isnt better, no one thinks its better, go kill yourself
Bunny: Nah
Chica turns to look at Tabitha while she types on her phone
Chica: Honestly what are we really doin-
Tabi: /puts finger up only to cut Chica off/
Tabi: wait im ordering it
Bonnie: Ordering what?
Tabi: Something to do . . . and done
ToyB:What did you order??
Tabi: itll be here soon
Just then an amazon truck crashes into the building whilst hitting Balloon Boy in the process
John Stamos: Hey everybody
Everyone exceot Tabitha: JOHN STAMOS???
The Full House theme starts playing as he hands Tabitha her package while a crowd of people clap and laugh
Tabi: Thanks John Stamos
John Stamos: No problem. . . is that an animatronic duck
Tabi:Bye John Stamos
John Stamos walks over towards the amazon truck and backs it out of the restaurant
Fred:that was mildly weird
Hanna: what the Amazon package getting here in a matter of mere seconds or the fact that John Stamos from Full House gave her the package
ToyC:Both
Everyone agrees altogether
Fred:So what did you order??
Tabi: I ordered this
Tabitha pulls out a pistol with a small mag and everyone gasps
ToyC:I know i said to kill yourself but Jesus i didnt really mean it
Tabi: nah dude were playing Russian Roulette!
LG: That is by far the worst shit youre willing to put us thru
Tabi:/whispers to LG/ The bullets feel real but theyre just gonna knock you out unconscious until the game ends
LG:Oohh okay okay
(That was a lie)
Freddy: May i spe-
Tabitha shoots Freddy as he falls back and dies
Tabi: I told you no talking. N E WAYS the game is simple, One bullet in one chamber each person has to turn it and pull the trigger! Any questions?
Everyone including Freddy raised their hand
Tabi: No? Okay lets get started! Ill start!
The room goes dark excepts a sigular spotlight thats ontop of Tabitha.
Tabi:Here i go/pulls trigger/
Tabi:i lived bitch. Okay Bonnie its your turn!
Bonnie: Wha- what about Freddy?
Tabi:/kicks Freddy/ oh that nigga dead
Foxy: This is suicide!
Tabi:No not really 😎
Bonnie: Here goes nothing. /pulls trigger/
Bonnie: Huh nothing happened
Chica: I dont wanna do this dude im too young to die!
Hanna: You were never alive to begin with
Chica: You know what i mean. /pulls trigger/
Chica: /shits herself whilst laughing hysterically/I LIVED
Foxy:Oh fuck i know its gonna happen to me/pulls trigger/
Foxy: damn... i lived
Everyone took turns in a circle twice(this shit gon take forver so time skip)
Tabi:Thats weird, no one hasnt gotten shot yet
LG: Except Freddy which you deliberately decided to do out of pure annoyance
Hanna: Give me that
Hanny opens the chamber only to see there were no bullets whatsoever
Hanna:Tabitha you dumb fuck, this thing isnt loaded!
Tabi: Oh that explains alot
Bunny:She must've used it when she shot Freddy
Tabi: Damn i guess this episode is over yall
Mangle: Hey Gang!! Mind if i join you a-
Mangle trips over Freddys body and go unconscious
Tabi: Huh forgot they were here.
End
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