Foxes

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Grian is Online

Grian: who took my children's

Mumbo is Online

Mumbo: better question is y is their tons of feathers all over the entity?

Grian: I'm wondering the same thing and the feathers not even my own

Grian: I'm just worried bout my pesky birds

Xisuma is online

Xisuma: can someone explained y my base Covered in eggs??

Grian: idk

Grian: Scar isn't even going to bother getting online when he's standing next to me covered in bird poo

Grian: "This is the worst day of my life" -Scar

Mumbo: that's unfortunate

Xisuma: how????

Xisuma: did the birds just, chose u as sacrifice or something???

Grian: scar said he tried to feed a cookie to one

Grian: and almost killed one if he hadn't remember they can't eat chocolate chip cookies

Mumbo: ouch

Mumbo: wait

Mumbo: Grian. Didn't u once say u would force feed a parrot-

Grian: shh

Grian: no need to talk bout that

Xisuma: y am I now realizing u asked for ur children's when u don't even have any?

Grian: aside from the hermits being children's sometimes it's honestly my parrots and chickens

Grian: just missing the chickens rn

Grian: also

Grian: Xisuma

Xisuma: yes?

Grian: EX called u a cry baby

Xisuma: excuse me wat-

EX is online

EX: u r a cry baby

Xisuma: how????

EX: I saw u cried after Grian scolded u for overworking, not taking care of ur self and not sleeping for almost a week

Xisuma: uh-

Grian: O yea, I remember scolding u

Grian: that was back in season 7

Mumbo: ._.

Grian: "Grian your scary you know." -Scar

Grian: I rather not speak of 3rd/last life

Mumbo: uhh?

Xisuma: 3rd/last life???

Grian: don't worry

Grian: :)

Mumbo: u know, this is a conversation for another day

Grian: yes

Grian: but srsly

Grian: wat happened to my chickens

Grian: I needed eggs ya know

Mumbo: y?

Grian: Scar asked the same thing mumbo

Grian: also it's cuz I wanted to make pancakes

Xisuma: Pancakes?

EX: YOOOOOOOO

EX: FR?????

Grian: Yes

Grian: Fr

Xisuma: ?

Mumbo: huh?

Grian: "GRIAN PANCAKES R THE ABSOLUTE BEST" -Scar

Grian: I'm making Chocolate chip and classic pancakes

Grian: want some?

EX: YES

Xisuma: I don't see y not

Mumbo: sure

Mumbo: but still need to figure out what took the chickens

EX: Chickens?

EX: I saw some foxes ate them in the middle of the night

Grian: . . .

Grian: alright time to hunt some foxes

Mumbo: wait wot

Xisuma: uh

EX: oops

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Grian did in fact went to hunt the foxes and Scar tried to stopped him- everyone else was baffled by what just happened.

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