Meanwhile in Helscraft...
Hels: So, is some1 gonna tell me y the pastries r gone again?
Prof: It wasn't me this time
Hels: Of course it's not u
Hels: U don't like sweets T_T
Prof: Exactly :D
EX: It's not me either, I'm at Grian rn
Hels: Y r u at Grian?
EX: YHS grian begged me to teach him how to play Smash bros.
Badtws: I want to join
EX: No <3
Badtws: >:(
Badtws: Bitch
EX: >:O
EX: RUDE
EX: >:<
Hels: Brats
EX: Asshole
Hels: Bitch
EX: MOM HELS BEING MEAN
Hels: BITCH U CAN'T TELL ON THE MOM FOR ME CURSING WHEN UR CURSING AND DON'T EVEN TRY DELETING WHEN THE MOM CAN SEE THE AUDIT LOGS
EX: FUCK
Prof: Bunch of childrens bickering
Prof: watever did happened to the pastries tho?
Badtws: we had pastries???
Prof: Ig
Badtws: :(
Badtws: I wanted some
True: y tf is Hels and EX finally getting their married couple argument?
Badtws: Dummies is all
EX: And I am skillfully typing while gaming
EX: "I took his phone thingy, this chat looks nice :D" -YHS Grian
Hels: Wtf
Hels: How and y
Badtws: no idea
NPG: EX is now currently unavailable
Hels: bruh
Prof: So, whatever did happened to the pastries?
True: O bout that
True: I think the rift ate it
Prof: what
Badtws: tf
True: wat? It's true
True: kinda saw it with the others
True: plus u guys were there too
Hels: True
Hels: if we were
Hels: we wouldn't even fucking ask
True: O
True; wait
True: I got duped didn't I?
Prof: apparently?
Prof: now the next question is y
Badtws: don't fucking know honestly
NPG: the rift has closed on the Hermitcraft server, I'm assuming the same can be said with u guys?
Mechanic: Yes
Mechanic: it actually destabilize itself and collapse, not slowly closed like the rift on the Hermitcraft server
Hels: well that's just creepy
NPG: ah, that's a matter of concerns, I'll be sure to tell Grian when he's not busy with the 4th season of the Traffic light series
Hels: YO?
True: Ooh
Mechanic: that's interesting to hear
Badtws: I'm getting popcorn and a notebook to count all of the chaotic bullshit that exist from silly things
Badtws: like the damn sugarcane of all things
Mechanic: there was actually motive behind it
Badtws: still
Mechanic: besides that, what tricked True?
True: how tf should I know
NPG: probably world travelers, not entirely out of the possibilities
Mechanic: hm
Prof: I suppose we go with that for the time being
EX: To guys did u y'all sent any pastries cuz a whole basket full just showed up 4 some reason
True: r u fucking serious
Prof: it gets taken only to show up there????
EX: NPG just explained
EX: y tf did it showed up at the Grian mansion
Prof: idk
Mechanic: maybe the teleportation properties of the rift itself is messed up and just randomized now
Badtws: u know wat
Badtws: fuck y'all
Badtws: I'm gonna go bully the others
True: wat others besides us and the hermits?
Badtws: I'M GONNA GO BULLY EMPIRES S1
True: u mean s2?
Badtws: NAH
Badtws: U FORGET WHO I AM
Badtws: I AM A VEX, I CAN SEE SHIT NOT MANY COULD AND RN I AM SEEING SOME RANDOM DUDE ROBE ME
True: wtf
Hels: let's just leave them alone
NPG: affirmative
EX: now let's talk about video games :)
Hels: :)
Prof: great, not again
Yeah so, the pastries was stolen by the destabilizing rift. Then chaos. Then confusion. Then arguments. Now we got the pastries back randomly with Badtws going off to bully a bunch of ghosts even though it's the other way around in this case.
Oh and YHS Grian is a smol bean that the Helscraft claimed. For some odd reason. Maybe they're responsible in handling YHS therapy sessions with Xisuma? Who knows.
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Hermitcraft chaotic Chat
FanfictionYes, This would be a Hermitcraft group chat, currently at the moment, it would be with Hermits I am at least familiar with to a extent. I'll add more to the chat as I go just cause yes.
