Hermitcraft chaotic Chat

A conversation

In the secret chat...

Mumbo: where did u guys go?

Mumbo; it's lonely here and Vintage isn't the best company

Hels: Right, ur not in the Empire chat either

Mumbo: Empires?

Hels: Empires SMP

Wels: we're in it, but like, we're not physically there

Wels; we're still in HC

NPG: Grian turned the Hermits into short people, BDubs is still somehow a pixel shorter than he should have been

Jevin: I don't think even Grian have a explanation for that

Grian: Mumbo, Doc said that he needs someone to care for his tomatoes

Grian: be a bestie and handle that <3

Mumbo: Alright alright

Mumbo: I'll get someone to help me with it

Scar: MUMBO

Scar: THIS SMP INDUSTRIALIZATION IS SAD

Grian: Scar wat the heck

Scar: Grian is secretly short and throw able <3

Grian: what

Xisuma: No one is throwing anyone

Tango: ^^^

Tango: BTW, I think Lore wise, Grian and Jimmy knows each other, somehow

Grian: Timmy is never safe from me

Tango: Watched

Grian: Timmy is the Canary, something that I and Martyn Can't actually go against without a multiversal war

Xisuma; what?

Hels: heh?

Wels:????

Grian: ☆(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*

Scar: I sometimes for get Grian is kinda a God

Grian: Joel a God, so is Pearl

Xisuma: Pearl is a God on ESMP

Grian: She died in season 1 and became the goddess of Harvest, Sausage lore refer to her as their patron goddess and create the church towards her

Grian: Heck Sausage lore is so big that even I struggled to understand

Grian: I just made a bunch riddles loving jerks and wholesome beings that's Chat

Grian: Or rather the Watchera

Xisuma: This sometimes confuses me

NPG: Guys

Xisuma: ?

NPG: Grumbot just challenged us to do something

Hels: OOH?

Wels: :0

Jevin: O no

Jevin: this ain't good

Tango: pls spare our base

NPG: No

EX is online

EX: GUESS WHAT BITCHES I LIVE

EX: anyways

EX: WTF DID I MISSED?

EX: AND WHY IS THE MAJORITY OF THE HERMITS MISSING AND WHY THE CREEPY RIFT THINGY DEACTIVATED AND WHY THE FUCK IS NPG MAKING A RITUAL?

NPG: Incorrect

NPG: it's a shrine

Joe: To me ☆(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*

Joe: I'm Herobrine (≡^∇^≡)

EX: Y DO U NOT HAVE A BEARD?

EX: DID I MISSED OUT ON WITNESSING HIM CUT IT OFF?

Grian: u need a lot of context

EX: YES???

Tango: uh

Tango: Oh hey look! I got work, bye

Xisuma: and Tango just jumped off the cliff and flew away

Xisuma: and now I need to go cuz Joey not happy with me

EX: TF????

NPG: Ur over reacting

EX: NO, MY PHONE SLIGHTLY BROKEN, I CAN'T UNDO THE WHOLE CAPS ISSUE

NPG: Oh.

EX: YEAH. ANYWAYS THE PRANKS?

NPG: yes

Hels: TAKE ME WITH U

NPG: Get ur lazy ass off the couch then

Hels; :(

Jevin: ;-;

Grian: Don't cause severe destruction (≡^∇^≡)

Grian: Blame it on someone :^

Hels: :D

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And here they go, off to do their own thing while EX gets the context he needed. Mumbo is stuck caring for the Tomatoes though. Oh and tons of pranks will be waiting for the Hermits when they return.