The fools of Hels

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Helsian Chat

Hels: who did it

Hels: I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed

Hels: very disappointed

Mechanic: what even happened?

Hels: someone destroyed the portal, you know, the one that leads to the labs?

Hels: yeah, that's what I'm upset about

Hels: like srsly who tf broke it?

True: there was a portal???????

Mechanic: this is common knowledge, how do you not know?

Mechanic: even Professor knows and he doesn't really leave his garden much

True: Hm

True: what's so special about the portal to the labs?

Hels: a unstable rift

Hels: Grian thinks it's lead to somewhere but he can't be sure cuz the connection is also equally as unstable as the rift

Badtws: I saw something strange

Badtws: like super strange

Mechanic: how strange?

Mechanic: cuz strangeness is normal in this world

Hels: Normally i agreed but that's Unusual

Hels: really unusual

Hels: what is it?

Mechanic: I saw a robot of some kind wondering about, looks very damaged and shouldn't even be functional

Mechanic: and for whatever reason, seems interested in mentions of Grian and the Labs, but I feel like I seen it before...

Hels: strange, where did you see it at?

Mechanic: the vacation house Grian made

True: how would it know where the house is at?

True: Grian made sure that it couldn't be found so easily, heck, no one besides us knows it even existed

Professor: strange indeed

Professor: who's going to check it out?

Hels: I am

Hels: considering I'm technically the ruler while Grian is gone

Hels: he doesn't show up often unless he does his rounds of checking up on everyone and all

True: when is that usually?

Hels: When he's not busy 

Hels: let's face it

Hels: He's insane sometimes

Mechanic: He does ghost hunting doesn't he?

Hels: Yep

Hels: I refuse to go near that 

Professor: What's wrong with meeting ghosts? :)?

Hels: Creeps me out man 

Hels: Like srsly 

Hels: Watchers are enough as it is 

True: The watchers? Really?

Professor: Those watchlings and their pranks...

Mechanic: Ugh, annoying honestly 

R0b0t Gr1@n joined the chat

R0b0t Gr1@n: . . . 

Hels: Fuck

True: Um 

Mechanic: Oh 

Badtws: EX owes me now

EX: Fuck you 

Badtws: Closet man?

EX: That's NPG 

EX: Although I won't be surprised if there's something bout me idk 

Hels: just like how you don't realized I'm a demon 

EX: You are?

Hels: How did you forget this common knowledge

NPG: I myself am a Demon that make rustic houses 

NPG: Why do you think there's tons all over the Helsian Server that's seemingly abandoned and useful for whoever finds it

Hels: Grian won't let you make any on the HC server?

NPG: Too much effort to find un touched land 

NPG: Plus with the mayham that is Hels, it's only fair I handle my addiction here 

Badtws: They're life savers honestly 

True: I will admit, it is 

Sculk Cub joined the chat

Sculk Cub: Wtf

Hels: Oh come on! 

R0b0t Gr1@n: Brother Found. 

R0b0t Gr1@n: Where Is Creator Grian, Brother.

NPG: Oh. 

NPG: Um 

NPG: I'mma go tell Grian this now 

NPG: Have fun with the Genocidal, dysfunctional, likely autistic if not a robot, very destructive, murderous, passive-aggressive robot that Grian created while he was sick 

NPG is offline

Sculk Cub: Okay, even I wouldn't make anything while sick 

Hels: WTF

Hels: HELP?

EX: Uh

Badtws: With wat?

Mechanic: We're a bit too far from you 

Helsknight was kicked from the server by R0b0t Gr1@n

EX: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

EX: HOW

EX: WHY 

EX: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

True: Grian won't mind if we decommission it, right?

R0b0t Gr1@n has been slained by TrueSymmetry using [False Slayer]

Mechanic: Oh dear

Badtws: Man, we're all fools 

Badtws: Oh well 

EX: DUDE THAT THING GOT RID OF HELS

EX: I NEEDED THAT GUY 

EX: HE THE ONLY ONE THAT TALKS TO ME 

Mechanic: We talk to you 

EX: EVERYDAY?

Mechanic: Nope. 

EX: Q-Q 

Badtws: I technically talk to you cuz I am usually help Scar with his camera work 

EX: Oh yeah, that Ik

Helsknight joined the server

Hels: It kicked me to the void

Hels: I had to get some watchers help 

Grian is online

Grian: WHERE'S MY DYSFUNCTIONAL SON

Mechanic: True got him

Grian: DANG IT 

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Well, started off decent and ends in chaos. RIP poor Robot Grian who is suffering and Grian is now on the search for them. 

Author Note: Hey, I exist on Tumblr, sometimes I guess. 

https://www.tumblr.com/ariaguardian

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