Hermits God Chat...
Domrao: y is this called Hermits God chat again?
Joe: cuz all of us literally live like actual hermits
Joe: which btw is ironic cuz me and TFC and Grian r on Hermitcraft
Domrao: I'm still stuck in Grian Basement
Domrao: like
Domrao: pls let me out
Grian/Xelqua: nah
Grian/Xelqua: stay in the basement, ur punishment ain't over yet
Domrao: dude
Domrao: u legit just took me out of the nether and yeeted me into the basement a cuz I ate ur cake
Grian/Xelqua: exactly
Grian/Xelqua: my special cake
Domrao: y is it so special hm?
Grian/Xelqua: it was from Charles
Domrao: O
Domrao: woops-
Joe: Well that's just sad haha
Joe: anyways
Joe: why is Xisuma and EX so painfully oblivious?
Joe: cuz like, even Jevin caught on and he even implied the confirmation in the chat 4 Xisuma to see
Grian/Xelqua: I don't know
Grian/xelqua: either something is preventing him from accepting the truth or he just that oblivious 4 wat ever reason
Domrao: imagine a universe where Grian and EX r twins and Xisuma that unfortunate older brother that's so very exhausted that he just had to deal with their bull crap
Joe: shhh
Joe: let the audience enjoy the concept another time
Joe: cause I still want a medieval love story with Jevin and Wels
Grian/Xelqua: dude, platonic
Joe: We're not trapped in a single concept sir, we r fictional characters and the respectful wishes of the creators to create stories
Grian/Xelqua: ???????
Domrao: Dude ur weirdness showing
Domrao: like, come on man, no one want to hear it from u today
Joe: fine :(
TFC: this is probably y I don't even bother reading this chat anymore
Grian/Xelqua: hello chief Tinfoil
TFC: hello to u to Grian
Grian/Xelqua: I'm assuming u also noticed the twins oblivious?
TFC: I find it quite suspicious honestly, especially since I once over heard Xisuma go on about bonemeal nutritional value
TFC: I can't say I'm please to hear it
Joe: I'll me honest, I seen that derp eat it and it was weird
Joe: I get that he's the Bonemage this season, but like, still unnerves me, but not as much as the entity and rift creepiness
Grian/Xelqua: I should rlly build my lab, I'm starting to think it's the rift 4 causing the strange occurrences
Grian/ Xelqua: minus the whole hermatrix thing with Renbob and friends
Joe: and ur the one to say that I should stop >:/
Grian/Xelqua: haha
Grian/Xelqua: but srsly, it's strange like
Grian/Xelqua: I event told X that I'm Xelqua and he didn't even bat an eye!
TFC: that is strange...
TFC: any other strange actions from them?
Joe: I saw Hels kissing EX
Grian/Xelqua: HOLD UP WAT?!
TFC: Oh my!
Domrao: YOOO WE GOT SOME TEA SPILLIN
Grian/Xelqua: SCREW THE IMPORTANT TOPIC TELL US MORE
Joe: It was so funny cuz they were kissing in the nether and in the distance I'm pretty sure I saw Wels holding Xisuma back from murdering lol
Joe: hilarious I must say, it was ever so unexpected after all
Grian/Xelqua: Damn, what next? Wels and Jevin finally admit?
Joe: where did the platonic relationship u wanted?
Grian/Xelqua: I keep forgetting we're fictional characters ok
TFC: I can kinda see y u would forget
Grian/ Xelqua: being a watcher got them down side :(
Joe: sucks to be u haha
Joe: I'm the spooky Herobrine 👀
TFC: u guys do know that Grian first watchers....
Grian/Xelqua: I gave up on stopping me them awhile ago
Domrao: reasonable
Domrao: so about the tea spilling...
Joe: I got more info :D
Grian/Xelqua: tell us >:D
TFC: ^^^
Joe: ok say like-
*
And Joe proceeds to tell them all more about the whole event with Hels kissing EX who most likely accepted Hels feelings. Xisuma is that over protective brother who wants to murder and Wels is done with their bullshit at this point.
YOU ARE READING
Hermitcraft chaotic Chat
FanfictionYes, This would be a Hermitcraft group chat, currently at the moment, it would be with Hermits I am at least familiar with to a extent. I'll add more to the chat as I go just cause yes.
