Milly: HAHAHAHA WELCOME EVERYONE TO ASHFORD ACADEMY'S CROSSDRESSING FESTIVAL!!!
Shirley: Madam president is really going all out huh?
Nina: You can say that again-
Rivalz: Hey guys, look! I have a skirt on *shakes hips*
Kallen: Don't tell me your actually enjoying this, Rivalz?
Rivalz: Why wouldn't I? It's not like I'm gay anyway
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Shirley: You sure do act like it...
Milly: Oh Shirley, are you taking your anger out on poor Rivalz?
Shirley: Huh? What do you mean?
Milly: I mean, you're probably mad that your dear Lulu hasn't shown how he looks in a dress yet..so you're probably getting impatient-
Shirley: Madam president! I'm not mad about that at all!!
Milly: Oh yeah, you're probably mad because your..HaNdSoMe AnD mAnLy BoYfRiEnD~ is wearing a dress today *giggles*
Shirley: Madam president he's not my!-
Lelouch: That's certainly interesting but why don't I have your attention for now, eh?
Everyone in the room but Lelouch: UHHH...
Milly: Wow Lelouch! You look so beautiful! Where did you even get a wig??
Lelouch: Suzaku got me this, he said I should just go all out today
Lelouch's mind: Yeah! I was already suffering WITHOUT the wig! He just wants to see me suffer more! I'm just glad I get to pay him back with what he deserves...
Rivalz: Aw dude you look so good in that!
Shirley: uhm yeah, I guess.. *blushes*
Kallen: Speaking of Suzaku, where is he? I thought he was with you?
Suzaku: I am NOT COMING OUT!
Lelouch: Yes, YOU ARE!
Milly: Oooooh, it looks like Suzaku is wearing something embarrassing~
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Alright Suzaku, open the door!
Lelouch, Shirley, Rivalz: COME OUT!
'door breaks open'
Nina: oh no, another thing we need to make a budget of...
Kallen: You're worried about that? JUST LOOK AT SUZAKU
Suzaku: *sparkles all around him, camera moving down up to his face, him covering his 3rd leg*
Suzaku: uhhhh...isn't this a bit too revealing? Even for crossdressing?
Milly: UHOHOHAHAHAOHAOHUH
Shirley: Suzaku! Why are you wearing li-li-lingerie?!
Suzaku: Ask Lelouch! He picked this for me
Lelouch: You shouldn't have made me wear a wig
Rivalz: Just for a wig??? Man I really don't wanna get on your bad side-
Lelouch: I don't feel bad
Milly: Me neither! Let me take a look! *Runs toward Suzaku*
Suzaku: *Moves to the side* Uhm..no thanks?
Milly: Guys help me hold him down!
Kallen's mind: This is payback for ripping the Guren's arm off last time!
Everyone but Nina: *trying to catch Suzaku*
Nunnally: Suzaku?
Suzaku: AH! Nunnally!?
Nunnally: What's going on? Why are the others chasing you?
Suzaku: W-well Nunnally uhm..
Nunnally: Suzaku..if you allow big brother to catch you then I'll stop talking to the boy I like
Suzaku: Nunnally you don't have to, it's just that... I-I..
Nunnally: Suzaku please 🙏🥺
Suzaku: I...*sighs* Okay, fine.. Here *hands Lelouch his right hand*
Lelouch, Milly: *snatches both of his hands and cuffs them together*
Kallen, Suzaku: When did you-
Nina: *blushing*
Shirley: *imagining a fake scenario and blushing*
Milly: WE HAVE YOU NOW SUZAKU!
*Ties him on a chair*
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Code Geass Crackshots
FanfictionA CG Crackbook with oneshots full of crack, ridiculous fanfiction and I'm willing to work on suggestions! All my headcanons will be in here. It can contain all types of genres of fiction like: Boyxboy Mpreg Harem Fluff Angst Smut (if I can practice...
