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Incorrect quotes part 2! - Avengers

Part 2 because i said so

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Tony: The floor is lava!

Steve: *helps Wanda onto the counter*

Bucky: *kicks Nat off the sofa*

Y/N: *lays on the floor*

Tony: ...Are you okay?

Y/N: No.

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Bucky: Between Nat, Peter, Y/N, and Clint -- if you had to -- who would you punch?

Tony: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.

Bucky: Y/N?

Tony: Yeah, but I don't know why.

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Nat: Go fuck yourself.

Y/N, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch

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Nat: I want to kiss you.

Y/N, not paying attention: What?

Nat: I said if you die, I won't miss you.

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Y/N: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?

Nat: No, I said "Y/N, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.

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Y/N: I just wanna be called cute 21/7.

Nat: Why no 24/7?

Y/N: Snack breaks.

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Nat: Could you be any more annoying?

Y/N:

Y/N: Yes.

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Wanda: H-how do you ask someone out?

Y/N: Well, first-

Nat: Don't ask them, they asked me out in a McDonald's parking lot.

Wanda: ...And you said yes?

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Y/N: Some people are like slinkies.

Nat: What?

Y/N: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Nat:

Nat: Please don't push Clint down the stairs.

Y/N, pushing Clint down the stairs: Too late.

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Nat: But what about Y/N?

Clint: Don't worry about them.