Natasha Romanoff oneshots

Incorrect Quotes part 4! - NR

This is just a filler chapter because im trying to finish two others :)

These are all mainly you and Nat btw

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Nat: I owe you one.
Y/N: That's ok. You can just date me and we'll call it even.

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Nat: This date is boring!

Y/N: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Nat: Then why did you invite me?

Y/N: I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Y/N I'll do whatever I want!"

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Y/N: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Nat: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated, and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Y/N: I said within reason, Nat. How about I murder that guy?

Nat: So murder is in reason but proper self-care isn't?

Y/N: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

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Nat: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.

Y/N: Oh. We're going out?

Nat: Wh...

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Y/N: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Nat: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Y/N: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Nat: Is it working?

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Nat: Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake.

Y/N: Perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear.

Nat: ...

Nat: You mean ring bearER, right?

Y/N: ...

Nat: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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Y/N: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

Nat: Peonies, why?

Y/N:

Nat: Were you going to get me flowers?

Y/N:

Nat:

Y/N: ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ