Hehe...part 3 :)
I like writing these, it gives comfort almost
Anyways, enjoy! <3
A lot of these are more Nat based
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Y/N: Here's some advice
Nat: I didn't ask for any
Y/N: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
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Y/N: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Nat: Okay.
Y/N: And make out during the scary parts.
Nat: Th-
Nat: The scary parts.
Nat: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Y/N: ...
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Y/N: Am I in trouble?
Nat: Take a guess.
Y/N: No?
Nat: Take another guess.
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Nat: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Y/N: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
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Nat: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE
Y/N: Anything, honestly, but redheads especially
Nat, desperately, as Y/N bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Y/N: Oh! B positive.
Nat: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Y/N:
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Nat: Dammit, Y/N!
Y/N: What?! It wasn't me!
Nat: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Wanda!
Wanda: Not me either.
Nat: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Yelena: *whistles*
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Y/N: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?
Yelena: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Nat?
Nat: Probably "road work ahead".
Steve: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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Y/N, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
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