Part 6

5.9K 241 74
                                    

Let the ✨chaos✨ begin!

The Office

Nezu: Good Evening fellow heroes!

Midnight: 'Evening Nezu!

Mic: Gooooooood evening!!

Cementoss: Good evening.

Snipe: Am I the only one wondering why Nezu just texted us?

Lunch Rush: I'm curious as well.

Vlad: I assume all of us need some aspirin for whatever's about to happen.

Eraserhead is offline

Midnight:....

Thirteen: He was here all along?

Mic: Looks like it

Nezu is offline

Power Loader: Poor Aizawa

Recovery Girl: What's going on? My phone keeps buzzing! I have children in the infirmary for god's sake!

Ectoplasm: Mute the chat, maybe?

Recovery Girl: I really should.

Thirteen: I don't think that's a good idea… especially with Nezu in here.

Vlad: Is Aizawa dead?

Mic: Knowing Nezu, Sho's about to get back online about……now

Eraserhead is online

Ectoplasm: And there he is!

Nezu is online

Recovery Girl: Nezu, what is all this?

Nezu: I believe there's something important to be discussed.

Midnight: Huh?

Power Loader: Important? Is there a new threat or something?

Lunch Rush: Well, I don't think it's a threat… to UA at least.

Vlad: Yes, it's a threat to us.

Thirteen: Do you know something we don't?

Vlad: I'm just saying…
Vlad: Whatever Nezu has in mind is certainly going to get us killed.

Lunch Rush: We heard him laughing a while ago.
Lunch Rush: It didn't sound good. Nope.

Thirteen: I have a space suit so… can Majima launch me into space?

Midnight: Are you gonna abandon us? :(

Snipe: You're talking like the person we're dealing with isn't omnipresent.

Nezu: Well I'm certainly glad that you are terrified of me. :)

Recovery Girl: ahem.

Nezu: Right.
Nezu: Maybe you can go back to taking care of the kids, Chiyo-san.
Nezu: I believe I need to have a good chat with the others.

Recovery Girl: Alright. Don't kill them.

Mic: CHIYO STAY

Recovery Girl: Nope.

Recovery Girl is offline

Midnight: Granny Noooooooo (〒﹏〒)

Eraserhead: Enough of this. Nezu, get to the point.

Snipe: I'm surprised you're still awake

Eraserhead: He threatened to take the coffee machine away.

Midnight:....

Mic:...

Vlad: Heh

Nezu: Works every time :)

Hound Dog: Nezu-san, please tell us what you are planning to do. I have a student up for counseling in 10 minutes.

Nezu: Alright.
Nezu: The matter of extreme importance that needs to be addressed right now, as an emergency, is that I'm disappointed with the lack of entertainment.

Snipe is offline

Vlad is offline

Nezu is offline

Thirteen: I pity them.

Mic: RIP

Vlad is online

Nezu is online

Snipe is online

Nezu: Will there be any more interruptions?
Nezu: Good.

Eraserhead: Nezu, I'm really sorry you're not getting free entertainment but we are heroes, not cartoons.

Ectoplasm: As if that makes a difference to him.

Nezu: Well said, Ectoplasm.

Midnight: You want us to entertain you?

Mic: Us?

Power Loader: What can we do?
Power Loader: Unless you want me to blow this school up…

Vlad: Majima no.

Lunch Rush: Majima No.

Hound Dog: We should probably talk about your extremely worrisome thoughts and tendencies sometime, Majima.

Majima: Have you tried talking to Nezu about his'?

Hound Dog: I did.

Majima: And?

Hound Dog:...

Majima: Thought so.

Midnight: But seriously, what are we supposed to do?

Ectoplasm: Maybe I can dress my clones up and haunt people?

Hound Dog: Dear god, what are you doing to them, Nezu?

Nezu: Oh I find this very amusing.
Nezu: Unfortunately, I've been far too starved for entertainment to be satiated with such puny party pranks.

Snipe:....

Vlad: I have no hopes.

Eraserhead: I am not going to be a part of this.

Nezu: Do I sense non-cooperation?

Eraserhead: Ugh fine. Just get it over with.

Hound Dog: Nezu-san, do tell us what you have in mind.

Nezu: Well, I don't have a complete outline of what I am going to do but I'm certain that it's going to be highly entertaining.

Snipe: Going by your standards…. Not good.

Ectoplasm: Agreed.

Lunch Rush: Do we have a choice?

Thirteen: No.

Midnight: No.

Vlad: Nah.

Mic: So you're still planning? Not gonna lie, that's so unlike you, Nezu.

Nezu: Oh no no I'm way past planning. I just need a little assistance.

Power Loader: Yeah, like we're gonna co-plan our own doom.

Nezu: I believe Majima and Yamada have the information I need.

Mic: Me???
Mic: What could I possibly have?

Power Loader: ^

Nezu: You have the student applications for Gen Ed and the Support course :)

Midnight: Oh my god…

Thirteen: Nezu No.

Vlad: No.

Power Loader: NEZU NO!

Mic: NOOOO

Nezu: NEZU YES :)

Towards Change (UA Staff Chat)Where stories live. Discover now