Towards Change (UA Staff Chat)

Part 7

The Office

Midnight: What is even going on in that little evil devil's workshop of yours?

Vlad: Whatever it is, we are now a part of it. There is no escaping.

Nezu: Right on point!

Eraserhead: For the last time, Nezu. What do you want?

Snipe: I'm not sure if toying with students is a good idea…

Lunch Rush: You think his sense of judgement is anywhere close to normal for your words to make sense?

Ectoplasm:^

Snipe: ….. I guess not.

Hound Dog: Will you please tell us your plan or shall I get going?

Nezu: Ah well, it's simple.
Nezu: I plan to observe one interesting student till the day of the entrance exam.

Midnight: Um… forgive my intrusion in your marvellously sinister plan but how is that fun?

Mic: Nem, don't dig yourself deeper…

Nezu: Excellent question, Midnight!
Nezu: You see, you are going to help me with it!

Midnight: Me??

Nezu: No, all of you! Isn't that wonderful?

Eraserhead: No.
Eraserhead: What are we supposed to do? Interview the kid?

Ectoplasm: Fight them?

Lunch Rush: Test their eating capacity?

Snipe: Wha-

Midnight: Huh?

Vlad:....

Nezu: You really are giving some great inputs but no.
Nezu: What we are going to do is interact! How fun!

Hound Dog: What? Interact with the kid? How?

Thirteen: Pretty sure he's gonna call for a meeting.

Midnight: Oh god, please save whoever the kid is…

Snipe: It is with great disappointment that I tell you, even god cannot save the kid now.

Eraserhead: Get. To. The. Point. Nezu.

Nezu: Oh no need to act so uptight, Aizawa-kun. I'm sure you're gonna enjoy my little game.

Eraserhead: As a pawn? I highly doubt it.

Nezu: Anyway, I would like to add a student I find interesting into a group chat.

Midnight: Haah?

Snipe: It… doesn't sound that bad?

Nezu: And none of you will reveal your identities.

Snipe: I take it back.

Mic: Hold on… what now?

Vlad: Isn't that catfishing a minor?

Nezu: Is there a problem?

Vlad:.... No?

Thirteen: But it's kinda the opposite of general hero law?

Nezu: The human laws are so confusing and hypocritical. Isn't it just so convenient that I'm a Chimera? :)

Hound Dog: That is not an excuse.

Nezu: Oh no, it's not. It's a fact.

Lunch Rush: And what happens next?

Nezu: We talk!

Midnight: What if the kid refuses to?

Thirteen: Kids really are very vigilant these days.

Mic: What if they leave the group?

Snipe: We, who happen to be adult pro heroes, can't escape the paws of this satanic animal. Do you think some poor unsuspecting random kid can?

Vlad: He's right

Nezu: :)
Nezu: Yamada, Majima, please send the applications to my office.
Nezu: You will not reveal any information about the kid I choose even if you get to know.

Mic: Why?

Nezu: Because it's fun!

Power Loader: I'm regretting not accepting the teaching offer from Shiketsu.

Eraserhead: I'm regretting being alive. Let me just go back to sleep.

Midnight: You better get some before you're completely robbed of it.

Snipe: ^

Mic: They'll be on your table in a moment.

Power Loader: Yeah... I'll bring them in a moment too...

Vlad: I'm just relieved that we don't have to meet the kid in person.

Thirteen: What's relieving about that?

Ectoplasm: That way, we don't have to watch the agony and suffering on a young one's face.

Vlad: ^

Lunch Rush: That is true...

Nezu: Excellent!
Nezu: Now, back to work everyone.

Eraserhead is offline

Midnight: Ugh.
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(Timeskip to Nezu viewing the applications brought to you by Kim Dokja dying… again)

Nezu vibrated in his seat, grasping an application so hard that the sides started to crinkle. His lips broke out onto a smirk while his nose twitched in excitement.

"Midoriya Izuku…. How intriguing!"

And if the staff heard satanic laughter echoing through the corridors, they didn't speak of it. For, they were too busy offering their silent condolences to the oblivious green haired kid who had now become a certain rat's toy.