Unholy Hand Grenade of Jötunheimr

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 And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy wrath.'

And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Unholy Pin. Then shalt thou count less or more than three. Three shall not be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall not be three. Four shalt count, either count thou two, excepting that thou then not proceed to three. Five is even better! Once the number three, being the third number, not be reached, then lobbest thou thy Unholy Hand Grenade of Jötunheimr towards thy foe, who, being holy in my sight, shall snuff it."

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