Isekai'ed In Tokyo Revenger.

XIX

I leave the house to buy some medicine and notice a homeless guy on the street. Since I'm quite rich, I don't think it's a loss if I gave him a bit of my money.

I was about to crouch to give him the money but he grabs my hand really hard.
-oh? Is there anything you want to ask?

-you dare attack me in my sleep?

-bitch, I was about to help you. What do I gain from attacking your ass.

-... go away.

-well shiii.. that's some pressed guy...

I put the money there anyways and head to the store. I see that that bitch followed me, is he drunk or sum? Though, he reminds me of someone... let take a look at my phone.

Okay, important characters' description, yes.. Kokonoi, Takeomi, Kakucho, Izana... Izana?

I take a totally discreet look at him (as in very obvious way). It's totally him.

-you... what do you want?

-looking at you... you're kinda cute. Are you 18 yet?

-no.

-then let me adopt you.

-no?

-im not in the mood for paperwork too, so you'll be my child illegally. I'm gangsta.

-I am Tenjiku's leader.

-okay? DidIi ask? Just wanted you to come with me. You'll have a lot to win, free rent, free food.

He looks at me with his emotioneless smile. I know he's confused.

-but of course, there is always a couterpart.

-...

-you must always hug me.

Even I am cringing at that.

-fuck off bitch.

-c'mon my child, there is no need to be so shy~!

-no fuck off.

-so you like your freaking homeless life?

-yeah, better than being with you.

-okay, let me see something, you're Izana Kurokawa, and you have a servant, brother named Kakucho. Bring him in too by the way. And you're the leader of Tenjiku.

He takes a battle stence and glares at me.

-no need to go on defense boy, i'm going to introduce myself too. I'm Kanahmya, also known as Yurei or Mom of Toman and the leader of the gang with Mikey.

-so you're kushisake-onna...

-wha? do I have my cheeks cut and a huge creepy smile? No. Well, I always wear a mask with the gang, so it's kinda my fault if they think I'm that ghost.

-...

-lead me to where Kakucho is, I want to see how he is in real life.

-what?

-nevermind, just lead the way.

-I could totally lead you to an isolated place and beat you up.

-I'm confident in my abilities.

Confident in my abilities to run away.

-plus, you're a foot shorter. What's a shrimp gonna do?

I see an irk mark appear on his cheek.

-is an old hag really supposed to talk like that?

-i'm not that old! I'm just 45!

Actually, that's true. I'm mentally 45 haha. (29+16)