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Darshan / Esha / Dad

-- ON CALL --

As Esha works on the jacket Darshan had pleaded her to design her phone rings, picking it up she puts it on speaker.

Morning Pops!

You are up late again!

You could have just said morning to  you too Esha!!!!

Don't  tell me how to LIVE!!!

*rolls eyes* Weirdo.

I am still your dad, show some respect.

You are also my bestfriend you know...and no one respects their bestfriend. NO ONE!

Anyway... Has your socially anxious ass made any friends??

NOPE

As expected *sighs* I don't understand I HAVE GIVEN YOU ALL MY GOOD LOOKING GENES YET YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND BOY FRIENDS?????

1 - I got the good looking genes from the women who gave birth to me

2 - WHY AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE BOY FRIENDS?? PLURAL??They are stupiddddddddddd
Need me to spell it out??

Are you really my daughter?

Nope just a mistake you did!

Don't be so brutal on yourself, kid.

Even though you are my biggest mistake, dad loves you!!

SHUT UP DAD!!

Peace *laughs*

I come bearing FOOD!

**the line went silent**

Who.Is.That???

That's my friend.

A boy friend?

DAD. frienddddddd.

Why is your 'friend' in your house at...2:21 in the morning?

BECAUSE I AM HIS FRIEND NOW STOP IT!

I WANT TO MEET YOUR LITTLE FRIEND THEIR.

(HE IS ANYTHING BUT LITTLE) *sighs*

You'll see him when I am ready for you to see him.

But  why??

BECAUSE I HAVE ONLY ONE FRIEND AND CHANCES ARE YOU'LL SCARE HIM AWAY (FOR REASONS MORE THAN ONE.)

Just so you know little boy IF my baby tells me how you mistreated her I WON'T MIND HAVING BLOOD ON MY HAND!

Stop scaring him, old man. You can't hurt a fly.

ESHAAAA

DAD! IF YOU ARE SO COURAGEOUS WHY DON'T YOU GO TELL Ms. Ananya THAT YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HER???

I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON HER! WHAT AM I 5?? 

PLUS I HATE HER

THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAY AFTER FEW DRINKS DOWN, POPS

SHUT UP, ESHAAAA

*BLOWS KISS*

OHH SO WE SPILLING BEANS IN FRONT OF THE STRANGER? HOW ABOUT I TELL HIM ABOUT THAT ONE TIME...

OKAY DADDA

LOVE YAGOOD NIGHT <3

*HANGS UP THE CALL*

*BURTS OUT LAUGHING*

that was intense and HILARIOUS Loved it!!!

Of course you find my misery amusing

Crackhead!


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