Wrong Number, Kid

𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝟙

Peter
dude this class is so boring

???
who is this???

Peter
come on ned don't be an ass

???
I promise I'm not whoever Ned is
who are you???

Peter
im peter
are you really not ned

???
nope
never met a "Ned" in my entire life

Peter
omg sorry then
i didn't mean to bother you
you can delete my number
i don't care

???
it's okay kid
i was in a boring meeting anyway

Peter
omg you were in a meeting
i'm sorry
wait you have a job
are you a grown up

???
i am
are you a kid

Peter
wHy Do YoU wAnNa KnOw???

???
okay don't even go there
i am happily married

Peter
oh congrats
so what are you doing

???
texting some random kid in the middle of a meeting i'm supposed to be paying attention to

Peter
well i'm texting some random business dude in the middle of a class i'm supposed to be paying attention to
omg i just had the best idea

???
...and what is that???

Peter
one second
okay there

mr. business dude
what did you do

Peter
i changed your name to mr. business dude!!! :) but i can make it dudette if you're a girl
or duden't if you're neither
sorry i should have asked

mr. business dude
no i'm a guy it's okay

Peter
okay just making sure
oh shoot i gotta go the teachers coming
bye mr. business dude

mr. business dude
bye kid

***Tony POV***

I shut off my phone, a small smile on my face.

"Stark, is something funny?" Fury's voice snapped me back to reality. (A/N: oops there goes the gravity)

"Yep. It's the fact that you expect me to pay attention in this boring ass meeting." I let a semi-innocent expression take over my face, although I'm anything but that.

A look of annoyance crossed his features but just as quickly he went back to rambling on about something I don't care about. I stared into space and thought about the strange kid, Peter, that I'd been talking to.

I'd already grown attached to the kid. He seemed nice, and he'd distracted me from Fury's boring bullshit.

That has a nice ring to it. "Boring Bullshit." I should coin that.