Wrong Number, Kid

𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝟜

****mentions of sewer slide one time from bucky being sarcastic and then peter being an emotional support human but it's still kinda sad nonetheless****

Peter
GUYSSSSSS
IM PANICKING
I NEED ADVICE AND YOU GUYS SEEM SMART
HELP PLSSSSS

mr. business dude
christ, kid
what happened

Nat
do you need help covering another injury?
oh yeah how's your bruise btw

mr. green
WHAT
NAT
WHY DID I NOT HEAR ABOUT THIS

Peter
Nattttttttt
i'm fine now
it's almost fully healed

mr. green
and how recent was this?

Peter
two days ago
i fell and hit my face on the sidewalk

mr. green
holy shit kid
was it a big bruise?

Peter
kinda
it covered a lot of the left side of my face
but i didn't hit the ground that hard so it wasn't that bad
anyways that's not what i needed
but thanks Nat

Nat
no problem
tell me if you get hurt again
i'm also good at making up cover stories

mr. business dude
DO NOT ENCOURAGE THIS

mr. green
for once i agree with him
he needs to see a medical professional if he gets injured

Peter
guyssssss
okay so
i'm thinking about applying for the Stark Internship
but i'm only 16 so i don't think they'll accept me

mr. business dude
oh my god you should totally do it

mrs. business dudette
go for it, kid

Nat
yeah, i've heard they've lowered the age limit, so why not give it a shot?

Peter
i knowwww
but what if they reject me?
and what if i embarrass myself in front of them?
WHAT IF I MEET TONY STARK
OR THE AVENGERS
WHAT WOULD I DO

mr. business dude
are you a big fan?

Peter
totally!
why wouldn't i be?

Katniss
so who's your favorite avenger? i think hawkeye is the coolest

Nat
the black widow is pretty badass if you ask me

wilson
the falcon is very swag

Peter
ooooh you share the same last name as the falcon! i bet that's so cool!

wilson
oh yeah
it's pretty cool
but it's a common last name
i mean i know if lots of people with that last name

Uncle Sam
Well, Captain America fought in World War Two.

Peter
aww yeah i bet that was super rough :(
but actually my favorite avenger is iron man

mr. business dude
WAIT REALLY

Peter
yeah! he saved my life once

Scarlet
really?

Peter
yep!
so basically i was at the 2010 Stark expo with my aunt and uncle and a bunch of scary robots attacked and i was wearing a mask and gloves with obviously fake repulsors and one of the robots thought i was iron man cause of the mask i guess
but i aimed my fake glove at it and it almost got me but then iron man stepped in and blasted it away and said "nice work kid"
it was so awesome

mr. business man
i bet

***Natasha POV***

We were all sitting in the lounge on our phones, texting Peter. I heard a small sniffle come from Tony.

I glanced up, then did a double take. "Tony, are you crying?"

Everyone turned towards him and he frantically wiped his face. "No," he said as a tear rolled down his face.

I raised an eyebrow.

"Yes," he mumbled.

Clint burst out laughing, and Pepper smacked him. "Don't be mean."

"That's like telling me not to be Hawkeye."

*back in the group chat*

Peter
you guys okay?

Nat
yep

Katniss
indeed

bucky
unfortunately yes

wilson
bucky what did the therapist say about sewer slide jokes

Peter
BUCKY NO
YOU ARE AN AMAZING PERSON
YOU DESERVE TO LIVE
I WILL FIND YOU AND GIVE YOU A HUG IF I HAVE TO
PLEASE DONT

bucky
i was being sarcastic but damn
thanks kid

Peter
i am here to be everyone's emotional support human
it is my sole purpose
anyone who says otherwise will face the wrath of my amazing hugs

mr. green
i'm not saying we don't appreciate it, because we absolutely do
but that shouldn't be your job
in fact i won't allow it

Peter
but then who will do it

tic tac
a licensed therapist????

Peter
oh
but what if i wanna

mr. business dude
too bad
you're no longer allowed to
because i said so

Peter
on a less sad note
between messages i applied for the internship
but i'll probably get rejected so i won't get my hopes up

mr. business dude
i'm willing to bet my entire bank account you're wrong
and that's quite a lot of money

mrs. business dudette
what did i say about gambling?

Peter
i'm not that smart tho
i've only been able to develop partially functioning AI systems

mr. business dude
holy shit kid
that's fcking incredible

mr. green
and did you have access to proper resources when you built it?

Peter
well... not exactly???
i may or may not have gotten them at garage sales

mr. business dude
i can't wait for you to be proven wrong
i bet Tony Stark will want you as his personal intern