*in a group chat*
???
Nat what is this
???
why do we have another group chat?
???
oh shit wait who's that last person?
???
language
mr. business dude
Nat omg you did not
are you the one that stole my phone
Nat
I will neither confirm nor deny
Peter
oh hi Nat
hi mr. business dude
who else is this
Nat
these are mine and Mr. Business Dude's friends
mr. business dude
coworkers
???
meanie
*in a separate group chat without Peter*
Nat
guys use fake names pls
Rhodey
okay but who is that
Tony
wth do you think i've been doing
Clint
gotcha
Bruce
okie dokie
Steve
Roger that!
Pepper
Tony... what do you know about this?
Bucky
cool
also nice one, Stevie
Wanda
lol ok
Scott
sure
Sam
swag
*back in Peter's group chat*
Peter
guys?
hey are you guys ok?
helloooo
is anyone there :(
Nat
we're here don't worry
okay guys introduce yourselves
???
i'm scarlet
???
call me katniss
but i'm not a girl
???
I'm tic tac
???
Call me mr. green
???
you can call me wilson
???
You can call me Mrs. Business Dudette
???
bucky
???
I guess you can call me Uncle Sam.
I hate you Bucky.
It was his idea.
Peter
you guys have some weird names
OMG mrs. business dudette are you mr. business dudes wife
mrs. business dudette
That I am. Why?
Peter
he told me about you
he said you were happily married
congrats <3
Scarlet
awww
mr. green
mr. business dude where did you find this kid
he's adorable
mr. business dude
idk but i'm not complaining
he got me out of one of pirate guy's meetings
Nat
i knew it!
i called bullshit!
Uncle Sam
Language! There's a kid here, Nat.
Peter
don't worry, i've heard worse at school
trust me
way worse
Uncle Sam
For my sake, I'm not going to ask what you heard.
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