High Class Broad

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My suitcases match, my clutch and my bag

Some call me a snob some call me a slag

I never go barefoot, without make-up, I'm blunt

Never a sports car with a big enough trunk.

I wear my emeralds every day of the week

Sunday the pearls get a special treat

Jimmy Choe's and always Louis Viton

What did you expect, of course I'm blond?

But I'm a high class broad, I don't need a guide

My chauffer knows the way, or the hunk at my side

You see me in the tabloids with the mayor and Brad

Be honest girlfriend, you're jealous and sad.

No, I don't line dance, drink beer in a bar

Victoria Secret matches Champaign and caviar

I play golf on Wednesdays at my own women's club

I won't be seen dead at the corner pub

I don't care what you think of my friends

We make the rules, we don't follow the trends

My investments are sound my trust fund secure

My Daddy's on Forbes list of top twenty-four.

Yes, I'm a high class broad, I don't need a guide

My chauffer knows the way, or the hunk at my side

You see me in the tabloids with the mayor and Brad

Be honest girlfriend, you're jealous and sad.

Jimmy Choe's and always Louis Viton

What did you expect, of course I'm blond!

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