All three, one adult and two young 'scientists' were working in the lab. Tony was making a chamber in his suit to hold cookies for when he wanted snacks between fights.
Harley was making a nano-tech potato gun in the compressed form of a small tuna sandwich keychain. A sleep diprieved Peter living off monsters, Coffee and gummy worms, which he thought no one knew about but proven wrong after Natasha and May gave him a 5 hour longass lecture, was just writing an essay of 1400 words about Captain america's suit which did nothing for his ass.
Even after dating for almost 3 months, Harley was always thinking of cheesy pick up lines, some were lame but surely did a very good job of making Peter blush. Today was not special either Harley was thinking of a pick up line when a light blub lit up beside his head.
"Hey Darlin' i wanna ask you something" Harley asked catching both Peter's and Tony's attention who didn't even tried to supress the groan.
Peter nodded, signalling him to continue "Did it hurt?" Harley asked, eager to say futher.
"When i fell from heaven? Sorry to get your hopes as high as the donald duck on weed but nah man i dug my way up. From hell" Peter said without looking up and without missing a beat leaving, now a human tomato and a human who snickered like a Alpaca choked on its own spit.
"oh... Okay.."
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Avengers and Peter Parker oneshots•~•
Fanfictionheyooo so this is the same book i used to write for in my last account @PeterParker434, of which i forgot the password unfortunetly and now can't log-in in that one, i'm gonna continue writing here.
