TW: Mentions Murder
So I had an interesting conversation the other day with one of my friends and it's worth sharing.
Me: Who can I set on fire
Them: Your sister?
Me: She won't fit in the microwave or the fireplace thoughhhh
Them: I mean she could if you try hard enough
Me: I doubt it
Them: If you try hard enough anything's possible
Me: Hmmm
How will this work
Cut her in half and burn her in two sessions
But she'll bleed out...
Uhmm
Burn her on the floor!
Them: Yeh
Me: She'll run away...
Slit her ankles
Them: Jeez ok calm down
Me: But it'll work right?
Ofc it will
Them: I invoke fifth
Me: What
Them: Look it up
Me: *silent gasp*
*in sign language* how dare you
Yea so this is really nothing much but I found it funny soooo.
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