Aussie Weather Humor

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I discovered that there are four seasons in Australia, each with three subcategories.

These include:
BURN BURN BURN DIE
(WE'RE DROWNING!!!)
(WE'RE ON FIRE!!!)
(WHO TOOK THE WATER?!!)

Nice
(Nice but a tad warm)
(Very nice)
(Nice but a tad cold)

You get sick and you get sick and you die from sickness and you get sick and they get sick and she got sick and he got sick and we're all sick
(It shouldn't be raining. Why is it raining?!)
(OMG ITS LESS THAN 10°C HELP)
(*dies*)

MAGPIE GO SWOOP SWOOP YOU GONNA DIE MWAHAHAHA no not the mosquitoes they're back stop
(I didn't get swooped yay)
(I got swooped *screaming and crying*)
(Ducks *screaming*)

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