Ohio Thinks Sharkboy and Lavagirl Is Scary

215 6 2
                                    

New York: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

_________________________________________

Ohio : Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Alabama : Okay.

Ohio : And make out during the scary parts.

Alabama : Th-

Alabama : The scary parts.

Alabama : Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl?

________________________________________

Ohio , trying to ask Alabama out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Indiana : WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

_______________________________________

Ohio : Alabama and I don't use pet names.

Indiana : I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Ohio : Honey?

Alabama : Yes, dear?

Ohio :

Indiana : Don't ever lie to my face again

_______________________________________

Alaska , to Cali : My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Cali , motioning to himself and Texas : No no no no no, TWO idiots!

_________________________________________

Bye. Remember I do have an States x Reader that is purely for reader insert imagines.

The Table Headcannons & Incorrect Quotes Where stories live. Discover now