The Table Headcannons & Incorrect Quotes

Ohio Better Be Grateful Now.

South Dakota: I would sell you to Satan for a single corn chip!

North Dakota: Oh wow, you was able to string together an entire sentence with your half dead brain cells.

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Georgia: *barges into the living room* WHO HAS BEEN EATING MY LEFTOVERS?!

Mass: *obviously eating Georgia's leftovers* Who has been eating my brother's ass?

Georgia: *wasn't expecting that comeback and leaves*

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(During one of their on periods)

Ohio: *on Michigan's bed* I want attention baby.

Michigan: *at his desk*  I am working Ohio. *continues to work on his laptop*

Ohio: *huffs and throws a wad of paper at Michigan*

Michigan: did you just...

Ohio: yeah I did.

Michigan: *his Dom voice, knowing he has a brat* Do it again I dare you.

Ohio: *does it again because he was challenged*

Michigan: *sighs* here lies a brat who thought today was the day and I was the one.

Ohio: Did you start my eulogy?

Michigan *grabs his belt* : Yeah I did.

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(Also during one of their on periods)

Ohio: *bratting in the middle of a store*

Michigan: *finds a cooking paddle with the word grateful on it*

Ohio: *laughs* I'm in danger.

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Rochester: *babbling in toddler to New York*

New York: No honey, I can't do that.

Rochester: *Starts bawling*

DC: What did she say?

New York: *understands crying toddler perfectly* I told her that I can't switch off the sun so her pumpkin for Halloween could light up.

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Louie: Uh sha, Massachusetts keeps flirting with both you and me. It's weird.

Florida: He's attracted to chaos.

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DC: Shit, where's Alabama?

Michigan: I got an idea. *slaps Ohio as hard as he can*

Ohio: OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?

DC: I don't see how that works

Michigan: *points to Alabama standing behind him with a knife to his neck* Found him.

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Cali: *Texting Texas* I found a perfect man. He's cute, adorable and is extremely smart.

Texas: *replies* Where is the dog?

Cali: *sends a picture of the puppy* His name is Roger."

Texas: WE HAVE FOUR CATS, DUCKS, CHICKENS, COWS, HORSES AND A COCKATOO!

Cali: But they need a friend. :(

Texas: Okay, but NO MORE ANIMALS! THAT'S IT!

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Texas grows a beard.

Cali: you know, men with beards need a warning with them.

Texas: A warning label?

Cali: Yeah. Needs to read: Warning: Pussy Destroyer!

Texas: *chokes on water*

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Mass: What is your promise?

Florida: To cause chaos?

Louie: To get drunk before nine o'clock.

Mass: *crosses his arms* No

Louie & Florida *sighs*: We will behave.

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