Wattpad must really hate me, chapters flipped again, so I won't number them any more.
Sorry guys. Wattpad really must hate me.
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Mississippi: There's no way they like me back.
Alabama: Louie would throw themself in front of a moving car for you.
Mississippi: Louie would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.
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New York: *Gasp*
Georgia: wHAT??
New York: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Georgia: *inhales*
Virgina *in another room with New Jersey* Why can I hear screeching?
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Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*
Ohio: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
California: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.
Alabama : if you want information it is
Indiana: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?
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Idaho: I just want someone to take me out.
Kansas: On a date?
South Carolina: With a sniper gun?
Alabama: Both if you're not a coward.
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Mobile : Can we go to a haunted house?
New Orleans : What's wrong with the one we live in?
Mobile : Wh-what?
New Orleans : Goodnight, Mobile
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The Table Headcannons & Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionHeadcannons of Ben Brainard's "The Table" Series