Georgia's Screaming

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Wattpad must really hate me, chapters flipped again, so I won't number them any more.

Sorry guys. Wattpad really must hate me.

Mississippi: There's no way they like me back.

Alabama: Louie would throw themself in front of a moving car for you.

Mississippi: Louie would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

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New York: *Gasp*

Georgia: wHAT??

New York: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?

Georgia: *inhales*

Virgina *in another room with New Jersey* Why can I hear screeching?

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Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*

Ohio: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

California: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.

Alabama : if you want information it is

Indiana: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?

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Idaho: I just want someone to take me out.

Kansas: On a date?

South Carolina: With a sniper gun?

Alabama: Both if you're not a coward.

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Mobile : Can we go to a haunted house?

New Orleans : What's wrong with the one we live in?

Mobile : Wh-what?

New Orleans : Goodnight, Mobile

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